The hacking loud smokers cough that one gets from smoking Newport's. Sounds sickly and much like one has TB.
Newport smoker: COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH, THROW UP...
Non Newport smoker: hey man you ok? its sounds like your sick...
Newport smoker: naw man im healthy as a horse i just got that Newport cough
by erik bowman April 30, 2008
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1. the place by where i go to school
2. where the O.C. supposedly takes place
3. a town full of yuppies and their snobby kids, where the soccer moms are more silicon than should be allowed and the dads are rich conservatives
4. a place where everything, is closed by 11

see palley for an example of a newport family
like oh my god, newport beach is so boring.
by hs414 May 11, 2005
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Fiberglass encrusted filters, a fuckload of menthol shit, and a delicious taste. It's a fucking pack of fuggs, bitch.
Yo, Lemme get a Pack of Newports.
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A city located on the central Oregon coast. Composed mostly of white middle to low income families but has seen a sharp rise in mexican immigrants. Famous for the Oregon coast aquarium it 's economy is mostly based on tourism and fishing. Has only one real road with commercial buildings on it, Highway 101 running straight through the city. With really nothing to do for the local youth most take up drugs and alcohol as a way to pass the time.

Other activities include car tag a game played by chasing people around the city streets, whoever is in front at the time is it. Yelling at people walking down the road, going into one of the 2 big box stores in town and just walking around, or choosing to eat at one of the fine fast food places in the city. Overall the city dies at 9 at night, no matter what, and is just a shitty place to live.
Come to Newport Oregon, the land of no fun/
trapped here, over nine years, my life is done/
by Mr. Elimination October 22, 2006
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Chad: "Let's go to the bars in Newport Beach tonight."
Blake: "Ya! I'll wear my new white boat shoes."
Chad & Blake: "Who doesn't love boat shoes?!"
{{ HIGH FIVE }}
by newportlove July 11, 2008
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An annual formal event at the Harvard Business School, meant to emphasize and celebrate the social climbing character, WASP-ishness, the desire for affluence and elitism of the School's students through a live reenactment of the life of the ultra-rich (but with cheaper props).
I'm not confident I'm trying hard enough to be exactly like those successful HBS gards who made Wall Street what it is today. I have to go to Newport Ball to improve my social acceptance score.
by jason_1980 February 19, 2009
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Newport-On-Tay is a humble town in North East Fife. Newport is home to the famous Matthew Robertson. Matthew Robertson has became famous for being sucked off by an elderly lady. Newport has also a cafè were you will be served by the almighty 'Handy Harris'
Lets head to the humble town of Newport-on-Tay to have a coffee and be served by Handy Harris.
by Mince4Life May 22, 2014
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