That state next to that one with the maple syrup...

Part of Massachusetts and Friends (New England).
New Hampshire, New Hampshire... nope, can't say I've heard of it.
by Eric Dion March 18, 2004
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Place where massholes like me go when we can afford to live in Massachusetts anymore. Living in housing and being poor sucks.
Man I hate New Hampshire. I wish my family could afford to live in Mass soon!
by massgirl4lyfex15 September 24, 2007
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The heart of New England.INhabited by all kinds...Due to the the styles of the historicle old european housing is typicle to meet Vampires of older generations.

City life more plentiful then beaches a great all around place none the less. Though the Inbread population is slightly higher than lots of other urban areas the people are of a wide assortment more Spanish than African decendents.

This state is a cross between European establishment and Irish Government well centered and highly political theres no wonder why the winters can be cold and very long.

Known for skiing and dieing leaves(foliage)its a great tourist atraction and a PERFECT place to purchase and sell real real estate.

High in the mountains building space highly marketable due to views a 5% rural increase in Medium North to Northern New Hampshire whould no doubt domino effect the state.

Presently lacking factory work due to china jobs aren't as abundent as in the past.

New Hampshire....Perfect for everyone!

Center of the Machine.

LIVE FREE OR DIE

by Eriw October 28, 2007
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A politically-correct alternative to No Homo. It is meant to be used when you're out in public so homothugs don't attack you.
I'm a really big fan of Robin Thicke. New Hampshire.
by Marvin Mangiz February 24, 2009
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The worst fucking state ever. It's hella boring, there's nothing to do, everyone is a snob, and they wouldn't know comedy if it were to slap them upside the head.
1: What?! You're moving to New Hampshire?!
2: Yeah, stupid hicks.
3: Why the fuck would you move there?
2: Because my parents want me to suffer and ruin my social life completely. -facepalm-
by omgtrendwhore August 2, 2005
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Probably one of the most depressing places to live. There's nothing to do, it's always cold, everyone who lives here is depressed. Full of drugs and snobby people. The schools are poor and filthy and most of the teenagers and children growing up in the state are most likely suicidal. It's not the "beautiful, peaceful and relaxing" place you think it is. Nothing but trees and cheap corner stores run by Puerto Rican's that would do anything to scam a penny out of you. If you plan on moving here, save yourself the misery and money. Don't come here.
Person 1: I'm planning on moving to New Hampshire when I'm older.

Person 2: Don't bother. Unless you want to be depressed the rest of your life.
by Pencilgripp April 29, 2018
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A sad, lonely state of Nascar devout hillbillies and hicks. Requirements for living in New Hampshire are incest, having children during the teen years, having the life goals of reaching secretary or "line cook" status, and having less than five (original) teeth. Common words often used in New Hampshire: "a-hyuck," "viddles," "trailer," "Paw," and "shotgun." Words rarely or never used include "birth control," "education," and anything with more than three syllables. Please note: There are no redeeming qualities to to residents of New Hampshire. Although proximity to Boston is stated as an advantage to New Hampshire, it is actually a burden upon Massachusetts, an area where the awkward New Hampshire hill folk are quietly and politely told to go back to the trailer park.
The New England state below Maine and above Massachusetts is New Hampshire.
by Dorothy Bassett June 19, 2008
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