modified modifaka

When an African calls you a motherfucker.

"Do you know da wae, you modified modifaka?"

by jiggysaw17 July 11, 2022

modified enhanced community quarantine

The second harshest form of community quarantine in the Philippines

Metro Manila was placed under modified enhanced community quarantine from May 16 to May 31, 2020.

by Etewilak May 6, 2021

Modified Meekins

When you do the heimlich on someone when they’re choking on fried pickles and they pee on you and you realize that’s your kind.

“song she did a modified meekins and I came”

by leedleLeen July 15, 2023

Modified Diploma

A special type of High School Diploma designed specifically for special education students who can't meet the requirements to graduate high school due to a disability. It is basically useless. You can't use it to go to a college or anything. Not even community colleges will accept a Modified Diploma.

Bobby received a Modified Diploma because he was mentally retarded. Now, everyone is congratulating him at graduation even though he didn't have to meet any requirements to graduate.

by nilethe146 June 11, 2022

genetically modified oscar

An mutant Oscar Huitron with 9 legs. Known for its acid breath and "loving you as well" as opposed to loving you too. Drives a broken down Chevrolet Impala and English is his second language.

Watch out for that Genetically modified oscar. He might give you a verbal.

by The original el chapo May 23, 2018

Modify

To change an object so as to customize its use to fit your needs, such as taking out a set of P90 pickups on a guitar and replacing them with Mini Humbuckers.

Jim: "Bruh why's your car so loud?"
Bob: "I had to modify it to sound badass!"

by That_crazy_moron May 16, 2019

The Modified Halvie

Short for a modified half day off in which a rostered half day off is "modified" to include the rest of the same day culminating in a full day off.

Not to be confused with the "Super Halvie", a rumored to be mythical creation in which one takes the Friday afternoon halvie and the consecutive Monday morning allowing the "halver" to enjoy a partial long weekend.

J-Dizzle: "Happy Thursday afternoon Phantom, are you taking the modified halvie tomorrow?"

Phantom: "Well a good morning to you too J-Dizzle! I am indeed taking the modified halvie tomorrow!"

J-Dizzle: "You aren't attempting a super-halvie are you? They're only in fairytales and J-HO Surg aren't they?"

Phantom: .....

by Ze PHanom June 3, 2013