modified enhanced community quarantine

The second harshest form of community quarantine in the Philippines

Metro Manila was placed under modified enhanced community quarantine from May 16 to May 31, 2020.

by Etewilak May 6, 2021

genetically modified oscar

An mutant Oscar Huitron with 9 legs. Known for its acid breath and "loving you as well" as opposed to loving you too. Drives a broken down Chevrolet Impala and English is his second language.

Watch out for that Genetically modified oscar. He might give you a verbal.

by The original el chapo June 8, 2018

The Modified Halvie

Short for a modified half day off in which a rostered half day off is "modified" to include the rest of the same day culminating in a full day off.

Not to be confused with the "Super Halvie", a rumored to be mythical creation in which one takes the Friday afternoon halvie and the consecutive Monday morning allowing the "halver" to enjoy a partial long weekend.

J-Dizzle: "Happy Thursday afternoon Phantom, are you taking the modified halvie tomorrow?"

Phantom: "Well a good morning to you too J-Dizzle! I am indeed taking the modified halvie tomorrow!"

J-Dizzle: "You aren't attempting a super-halvie are you? They're only in fairytales and J-HO Surg aren't they?"

Phantom: .....

by Ze PHanom June 3, 2013

Modify

To change an object so as to customize its use to fit your needs, such as taking out a set of P90 pickups on a guitar and replacing them with Mini Humbuckers.

Jim: "Bruh why's your car so loud?"
Bob: "I had to modify it to sound badass!"

by That_crazy_moron May 15, 2019

modified human

Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.

There's a lot of modified humans out tonight.

by cyan May 9, 2022

Modified 5 Finger

A variant of the Modified 5 Finger Knuckle Shuffle on your piss pump whereby you drop three fingers, increase drag on the remaining two and add a double tug on the end while masturbating.

The Modified 5 Finger is quite satisfying and much less prone to arthritis inflammation.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

modified modifaka

When an African calls you a motherfucker.

"Do you know da wae, you modified modifaka?"

by jiggysaw17 July 11, 2022