by CarlosLovesMcDonals123 February 21, 2018
a huge mangina! he like to live in cow dung and sometimes eat penisis for fun. its favorite sanck is titi milk, or he just goes to the farm and sucks on cows nipples. He likes to go up peoples asses especially dwaynes. Youll find him there once in a while or in clits, he like to drink cum and sucks his own mangina, and he said it would be cool if you could fuck yourself
thomas mendoza is a mangina
by sdfsadfgb March 4, 2009
The son of the sun and moon, brother of the mountains, oceans, deserts, and forests, He is the essence of humanity. His presence is unforgettable and unmatched. Not many things make him lose his cool, but when snapped he embodies the power that lies within him. Be careful with him, for he is, quite literally, one of a kind, and will leave without the slightest of signs. Know him and you will surely know the enigma. Let him lead you and you will know the world.
by Civilian ITC. December 20, 2014
The most amazing woman in the world. A woman that is: beautiful, down to Earth, honest, humble, open-minded, sympathetic, loving, faithful, and caring. A woman with a bright future and can achieve anything she puts her mind to. Wife material and mom material. A great two sport student athlete and could dominate any other sport if she decided to play it. A woman who means it when she says she loves you. Dillon's other half. Ms. Kitty. A kid at heart. A goofy woman who speaks in funny voices. A b-e-a-utiful woman. A pretty, pretty princess.
by Dillon B. January 22, 2014
by Top_KiLLzZ January 14, 2012
The Vicky Mendoza diagonal is a specific kind of line on the "Hot/Crazy Scale". The Diagonal runs straight from the bottom left corner to the top right, signifying that the woman in question is crazy, but her hotness balances this out.
The Hotter she is the more crazy she is allowed to be.
Also see "Shelly Galesby zone" in which a girl is crazier than she is hot.
The Hotter she is the more crazy she is allowed to be.
Also see "Shelly Galesby zone" in which a girl is crazier than she is hot.
Guy1: that girls pretty frickin' crazy.
Guy2: Yeah but shes also hot. definitely on the vicky mendoza diagonal.
Guy2: Yeah but shes also hot. definitely on the vicky mendoza diagonal.
by Le Esquire May 28, 2009