Max is an english name - one that means your parents expect too much of you. Max is short for maximum, but you don't usually achieve this.
mum: WHAT!!?! ONLY 99%!? YOU FAIL EVERYTHING!!1! GROUNDED FOR A MONTH!
Max: but -
mum: A FU<KING YEAR THEN B1TCH!
Max: Mum, i'm top of the class at everything.
mum: TEN YEARS! NOW STFU, YOU DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF MAX!!!
(A typical day for Maxes)
Max: but -
mum: A FU<KING YEAR THEN B1TCH!
Max: Mum, i'm top of the class at everything.
mum: TEN YEARS! NOW STFU, YOU DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF MAX!!!
(A typical day for Maxes)
by Mine Turtle June 19, 2013
The coolest little dude you'll ever meet. Sometimes it's a human name. Sometimes it's a dogs name. Max is very loyal. Max is a great cuddler. Max loves cookies. Max hates bedtime. He enjoys long walks on the beach, car rides on a Sunday afternoon, dates in the park, running, sex, food and he poops at least 5 times a day. Max is quite the character.
by ALCfit23 May 9, 2017
Maxe is a hilarious and outgoing girl. She is loyal to her friends and makes them feel better with her (not so funny) puns. She can be weird and crazy sometimes, but that's what makes her fantastic and unique! She is a glass half-full girl with an amazing personality that will brighten your day!
Ex.1: I'm feeling pretty Maxe today!
Ex.2: That girl is talented.... she reminds me so much of Maxe!
Ex.2: That girl is talented.... she reminds me so much of Maxe!
by Llamasprinkles January 16, 2018
max is a amazing, fun, charming and handsome guy. his friends are weird and funny but nothing compares to him. he’s a out standing guy and no one could ever replace him. he’s good with friendships and relationships and will love you forever. if you get a max your one lucky person because youd be in heaven. max is the best person to be around and i’m very lucky to have him. i love him so damn much he is my rock and with his unconditional love he can support you through anything. oh he also has a big penis
girl 1: did u meet max?
girl 2: yeah.
girl 1: what was he like?
girl 2: everything a girl could dream about
girl 2: yeah.
girl 1: what was he like?
girl 2: everything a girl could dream about
by maxswife December 19, 2021
A dude with like 5 concussions so that’s a thing.
by Ajrbebeje January 17, 2019
The most amazing person ever, will stand up for what he believes and tends to be very defensive for others but doesnt care about himself enough. Tends to get on well with Catherine's, Sophie,s and Natasha's. Needs someone who will match him in arguments and who needs someone to care about them (usually for lack of care of themselves).
by KKlepd January 7, 2012