Mari-Jane is someone special. She always wants to have good time and is very attractive. She's slim-thick and has dark hair. She's a darker skinned with light eyes. Everyone around her doesn't understand her. She's always jumping with joy but inside she's dying. She's always shy at first but then she's the freakiest person when she's comfortable. She loves animals and cares for the realest people. She tends to keep her circle small because of the fake people. Many people act like they don't like her but they're just really jealous. She only rides for the people that ride for her. She seems super selfish and self conceived but she's only like that because she doesn't want to get hurt by anyone.
by PxpiZay May 20, 2019
by jennyjayy October 11, 2011
some person who feels sorry:shiiiiiiit i hella feel sorry for mary jane
some dumb ass : I wonder if her can sell me some
some dumb ass : I wonder if her can sell me some
by porpus June 23, 2005
by tha blazer February 3, 2005
Spiderman seriously needs to get a better romantic partner. Someone who doesn’t get captured like Mary Jane!
by S-27 August 9, 2018
Sgt. Joe Friday: Look, Smith, it's a hopper-head.
Smith: Let's shove a light fixture up his ass and pull out his intestines.
Sgt. Joe Friday: C'mere mama! Tryin' TO PUFF THAT OL' DIGGY DIGGY! The scrim-scim-screw. The tea, see?
Pothead: I'm just smoking the marrrry jane maaaaaaaaaaan.
Smith: He's obviously possessed.
Friday. Let's kill him.
Smith: Let's shove a light fixture up his ass and pull out his intestines.
Sgt. Joe Friday: C'mere mama! Tryin' TO PUFF THAT OL' DIGGY DIGGY! The scrim-scim-screw. The tea, see?
Pothead: I'm just smoking the marrrry jane maaaaaaaaaaan.
Smith: He's obviously possessed.
Friday. Let's kill him.
by Zach Block June 24, 2005