literally just slice me up with a katana

(large sword)

"kill me with a katana" first gained popularity when @theregankennedy went to school and wanted to die but didn't want to say "kill my self"

often used in awkward situations or when you just wanna die
"girl your bf was hitting me up last night, y'all still a ting?" "oh fuck! kill me with a katana!"
by ferdakatanalmao April 16, 2017
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1. A popular song released by the Fugees
2. A movie that stars Heather Graham and Joseph Fiennes
Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song...
by Ang P. June 21, 2006
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1) Used in reference to being let down by an individual or to an individual who is not doing their share of the work, ie: slacking off

2) A phrase uttered often by Best Buy store manager Abbas Sharr to his employees

3) A phrase uttered by Abbas Sharr that his employees believed he picked up from watching "The Sandlot" too much.
1) You didn't do your half of the class project? You're killing me here.

2) Abbas: How did that last sale go, did you get them to buy the service plan?
Employee: No, they didn't want the service plan.
Abbas: Damn, you're killing me.

3) You're killing me Smalls!
by Josh May 7, 2003
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Friend: there's so much work left to do

You: I know it's killing me off
by Blouisexo April 22, 2017
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Said by the Spy in the 2007 game Team Fortress 2, This is one of many lines such as "Off to visit your mother!"
Red Spy: Please, Kill me

Blu Solider: No, Talk
by Please, Kill me September 20, 2021
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If Beau wasn’t too disgusted by my ugly ass face to slap me he would have

- beau p
Titties beau will kill me for making fun of his title
by BIGG D February 17, 2022
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