be who you are for your pride JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
by kujoee June 8, 2022
Part 1: possibly gay man gets an adopted brother the kills their father and puts blood on a mask, first guy learns hinokami kagura and breaths the sun on the dude that put on the mask
Part 2: gay man’s grandson fights Egyptian gods who came out of a pillar and stole a stone then a rock from a volcano was sent to space with gay man’s grandson and the god who stole the stone
Part 3: Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora, adopted oh from part one that is now aver 100 years old is now dead
Part 4: the dude that said Ora and his spirit find a dude who’s spirit heals people and killed someone
Part 5: Some sick tunes play while people fight over who stabs them self with an arrow
Part 6: some Girl gets sent to jail where string comes out of her body so she can kill a priest
Part 7: dude rides horses
Part 8: Y E S
Part 2: gay man’s grandson fights Egyptian gods who came out of a pillar and stole a stone then a rock from a volcano was sent to space with gay man’s grandson and the god who stole the stone
Part 3: Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora, adopted oh from part one that is now aver 100 years old is now dead
Part 4: the dude that said Ora and his spirit find a dude who’s spirit heals people and killed someone
Part 5: Some sick tunes play while people fight over who stabs them self with an arrow
Part 6: some Girl gets sent to jail where string comes out of her body so she can kill a priest
Part 7: dude rides horses
Part 8: Y E S
JoJo’s bizarre adventure is a really good anime
by Superfightdoubl3 August 23, 2022
part 1 buff guys: British blokes use magic sunlight to kill vampire (not yet gay) that keeps surviving impossible situations
part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock
part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now
part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever
part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part
part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost
part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight
part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever
part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock
part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now
part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever
part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part
part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost
part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight
part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever
by Just another writer tater December 21, 2022
Part 1: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill a gay vampire
Part 2: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill gay vampires
Part 3: Buff men with punchy ghosts try to kill a gay vampire
Part 4: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a man with a hand fetish
Part 5: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a trap
Part 6: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a black priest
Part 7: Paralyzed man with punchy ghosts tries to win a horse race
Part 8: c o n f u s i o n
Part 2: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill gay vampires
Part 3: Buff men with punchy ghosts try to kill a gay vampire
Part 4: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a man with a hand fetish
Part 5: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a trap
Part 6: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a black priest
Part 7: Paralyzed man with punchy ghosts tries to win a horse race
Part 8: c o n f u s i o n
by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ March 31, 2022
Part 1: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill a gay vampire
Part 2: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill gay vampires
Part 3: Buff men with punchy ghosts try to kill a gay vampire
Part 4: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a man with a hand fetish
Part 5: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a trap
Part 6: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a black priest
Part 7: Paralyzed man with punchy ghosts tries to win a horse race
Part 8: Confused Sailor and girlfriend fight a Rock with punchy ghosts
Part 9: Drug Dealer and his Trans sibling get rich with weird (so far non punchy) ghosts also Rohan is back
Part 2: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill gay vampires
Part 3: Buff men with punchy ghosts try to kill a gay vampire
Part 4: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a man with a hand fetish
Part 5: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a trap
Part 6: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a black priest
Part 7: Paralyzed man with punchy ghosts tries to win a horse race
Part 8: Confused Sailor and girlfriend fight a Rock with punchy ghosts
Part 9: Drug Dealer and his Trans sibling get rich with weird (so far non punchy) ghosts also Rohan is back
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is great but only people who like it are gay or people who wanna be buff as fuck
by ZMTUCKER April 5, 2023
you goofy ahh just watch the show and if you cant Quandale Dingle will hunt you down and call you goofy ahh until you die
by Ceaserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr June 14, 2022
A Homo-Erotic Shonin manga and Anime about big hairy buff men using Sunlight magic and Ghosts with strangely specific powers to kill a Vampires, Vampires that live in pillars, incel murderers with hand fetishes, Mafia Bosses, gay Priests who fuck vampires, the immortal President of the United states of america, the Yakuza, and another mafia boss.
every protag.'s name HAS to start with the sound "Jo" or "Juh", and every villains ghost has to affect time in some way.
the series is seperated into "Parts" which chronologically lead into the next, starting in the late 1880's and ending in its 6th part which takes place in 2011. after its 6th part, it was rebooted.
it's fans are notoriously annoying. ZA WARUDO?!?! HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO"S REFERENCE?!?!!? MY NAME IS YOSHIKAGE KIRA-
every protag.'s name HAS to start with the sound "Jo" or "Juh", and every villains ghost has to affect time in some way.
the series is seperated into "Parts" which chronologically lead into the next, starting in the late 1880's and ending in its 6th part which takes place in 2011. after its 6th part, it was rebooted.
it's fans are notoriously annoying. ZA WARUDO?!?! HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO"S REFERENCE?!?!!? MY NAME IS YOSHIKAGE KIRA-
by StraightWhiteMale#12039292 June 13, 2023