"In an interview with W Magazine, Joan Rivers compared plastic surgery to car maintenance, saying you have to do it every two years. But, even for a car, she looks awful!"
by RP December 31, 2005
The best most brilliant and most beautiful woman to ever walk the earth. She is an amazing musician and has the best politics in the publicized world. She has the voice of an angel, the heart of I don't know, but someone really really really good, and man she is fucking gorgeous.
Man, that Joan Baez is one awesome lady, we should all listen to her- both her music and her thoughts on life, we can sure learn a lot from her!
by jordan March 18, 2004
French woman existing during the late Medieval era with purported abilities to articulate holy messages and warfare manuevers via liaison with a spiritual entity heavily favoring France at this particular time. Contemporary theories maintain Joan as shizoprenic.
by friend of bob July 17, 2004
V: To give the attitude of a very well bread aloof person.
V: To intimidate.
V: To become very jelous of another woman's boyfriend or husband.
N: A wealthy woman who dates poorer, much younger men. (See Cougar)
The word is the name of British actress, novelist and glamour girl Joan Collins who has appeared in over 50 films and 25 television series.
V: To intimidate.
V: To become very jelous of another woman's boyfriend or husband.
N: A wealthy woman who dates poorer, much younger men. (See Cougar)
The word is the name of British actress, novelist and glamour girl Joan Collins who has appeared in over 50 films and 25 television series.
V: She totally gave me Joan Collins'tude.
V: She's such a Joan Collins.
V: I won't go all Joan Collins on you!
N: She was so Joan Collins-ing on that guy.
V: She's such a Joan Collins.
V: I won't go all Joan Collins on you!
N: She was so Joan Collins-ing on that guy.
by YuppyGuppy November 12, 2004
A great show on CBS starring the highly talented Amber Tamblyn. It follows the life of average teenager Joan and her family. Joan gets visited by God occasionally, and he gives her an obscure task to do.
These tasks usually lead Joan into uplifting adventures, wacky encounters, or other emotional moments.
Her friends, Grace and Adam, two social outcasts in school, have no idea that Joan talks to God. Joan tried to tell Adam once, but due to her trip to the hospital, he thought she was only imagining it.
Joan learns that no matter how obscure a job for her is, it always touches and effects the people around her.
These tasks usually lead Joan into uplifting adventures, wacky encounters, or other emotional moments.
Her friends, Grace and Adam, two social outcasts in school, have no idea that Joan talks to God. Joan tried to tell Adam once, but due to her trip to the hospital, he thought she was only imagining it.
Joan learns that no matter how obscure a job for her is, it always touches and effects the people around her.
by Cait Sith Fortune April 3, 2005
1)Human Cayborg Relations, model wh-0r.
Drives Many of Human Species to prefer Suicide over that of things like Red Carpet, or E telivision.
2) Any person who dispite many a recomandation refuses to actualy do any reasearch, on any thing.
3)Ruiner of lives, Gaping Vagina mouth of Satan.
Drives Many of Human Species to prefer Suicide over that of things like Red Carpet, or E telivision.
2) Any person who dispite many a recomandation refuses to actualy do any reasearch, on any thing.
3)Ruiner of lives, Gaping Vagina mouth of Satan.
What the hell is that noise? It sounds as if I hear four horses in the east!
No It is Joan Rivers. Run Like Hell!
It cant be If it were The vile Rivers, I would have shot my self by now.
No It is Joan Rivers. Run Like Hell!
It cant be If it were The vile Rivers, I would have shot my self by now.
by King of the Idiots the Second February 15, 2004
An amazing Chicago indie rock band formed by brothers Tim and Mike Kinsella after their previous band Cap'n Jazz had broken up.
joan of arc are so amazing
by getoutofit December 29, 2007