Jared 

Full of charm, knows right things to say, knows right things to do, is very aware, manipulator, egotistic, loves children, can be amazing in bed with teaching. A man that will own & then destroy your heart leaving you to wonder wtf just happened? History of repeating.

He pulled a Jared. That's Jared!

Jared by brknfarytale February 4, 2010

Jared 

Jared is basically god, he has the biggest cock in the world. He plans to join the marines, and looks the part. He is a republican, and a pro at debate. He has the sexiest blue eyes. His flattop is flatter than the earth. Jared is not human he's just to ripped to be human he is a mystical creature. There can only be one Jared in the universe because the fibers of reality can barely handle the power that is Jared’s pelvic thrust.

Jared is so sexy

Jared by Spokanesumo June 3, 2019

Jared 

A really, really hot guy, that I think may like me back. Known each other for a wicked long time.
Flippy brown hair and hazel eyes. HE'S GORGEOUS!!
Wicked nice and the funniest guy you have every met!! <3

"Wow, that guy over there, he's such a Jared."
"I know. How long have you known him?"
"Well I said he's a Jared, so we've known each other forever!!"

Jared by HockeyGrl450 January 26, 2009

Jared 

A man with a legendary sized penis who dresses extremely fly. Usually of Brazilian decent.

1. Damn he must be a Jared!!
2. If only I could be a Jared. Then i could one day be king.

Jared by j silva January 8, 2009

Jared 

Jared is a very caring guy but can get angry real quick but would never hurt a girl he'd only protect her, he's a Capricorn. He's has a very big heart. His smile could brighten up anyone's day. You'll fall inlove at first sight just like I did. His jokes are corny but always make you laugh. He put in so much effort into a relationship because he cares he would never let you down. He's charming, smart, funny, sweet, cute, sexy, he's everything You would ever wanted! Everybody may not see how perfect he is but boy do I see it. The sex is great ! Especially with Capricorns ! All I can say is that you'll never go wrong with Jared . Jared is a prize winner that is willing to happen. You may live far away but not that far cause your so worth waiting for.

Jared is the best damn thing that has ever walked on this plant

Jared by Unknown Beauty December 8, 2013

Jared 

Ditching your bros for a girl.

I hate to pull a Jared man, but she wants to go to the medieval fair.

Jared by ballistic_balls August 7, 2012

Jared 

19. Never learned how to fucking read. It's been years, Jared. You need to go to school. Your family is begging you to get an education and learn how to read. Jared, please.

Hey waddup, I'm Jared, 19, and I never learned how to fucking read.

Jared by alfreydo April 12, 2019