The day that you eat orphans and beat your wife.
Horacio: Excuse me sir, but you came in earlier today and now an orphan is missing, do you know anything about this?
Francis: Well you can’t blame me, it’s Tuesday I was hungee.
Horacio: What the fuck does that imply?
Francis: I Monched orphan.
by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019
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Arguably the best day of the entire week!

Sundays: Suck, the most boring day of the week, there is nothing EVER on T.V. and you are always stressing out for monday and the rest of the week.

Mondays: Are horribly boring. Your all drined out from the weekend and lazy Sunday. The worst day of the week.

Wednesdays: The middle day. Eh.

Thursdays: The friday before friday except without all the fun.

Friday: Planning your weekend, getting friends together, calling bitches, all a huge hassle.

Saturday: When the best parties are held

TUESDAY: The greatest day of the week. Were the most random and fun bullshit happens. It could be the same ting you do on saturdays but during the week everything seem so much funner.

Also a reference of total randomness.


Guy 1: Dude I just had a threesom yesterday.

Guy 2: On a Tuesday?

Guy 1: Fuck yeah bro! High five!


Ex 2:

Guy 1: Would you ever drive a zamboni naked down the highway at 32 degrees singing the waffle song?

Guy 2: Hmmm only on a Tuesday.
by County April 10, 2009
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A day which just happens to be coming; the prescence of your coat is advised for this event. Information regarding the current status of your living in a biant bucket is also highly appreciated.
From the cartoon "Rejected" - perhaps the most genius line ever.
by Trafton May 30, 2004
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to be on a tuesday
its on a tuesday dude...see u there.
by austyn1990 October 29, 2014
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When you’re doing a long slow shit on the toilet and decide you also want to have a wank. So you reach between your legs and accidentally grab the long shit instead of your cock and start wanking.
Hey Cam. I had a big steak meal last night so, of course, had a massive Tuesday to get over it.
by Sprinkletime June 22, 2018
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a sarky way of saying you're not going to do something is to say you'll do it on a tuesday, or if something is stupid or unbelievable is happening it's tuesday.
"Are you going to go to church?" "Aye, I'll go there on a tuesday"

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Hollyoaks is a pure tuesday
by S.e.a.n. December 27, 2006
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Greeting such as aloha or goodbye. Kind of like saying "how you doin"
John: tuesday Bill
Bill" tuesday
by Gus Scott November 10, 2005
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