The secret rapist/friend under your bed while your awake then goes on top of the bed to sleep next to you while your asleep.
Matthew is Daniel's Bed Inspector.
by TheBedInspector May 17, 2011
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This is a person of managerial status who WILL FIND OUT EVERYTHING!

Counts your lunch break times, monitors your phone calls and knows things that are literally impossible to know.

She might sit far away from you in the office but an Inspector Moroney has eyes everywhere.
"Quick we better get back from lunch before Inspector Moroney finds out."
by busyhands March 12, 2010
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Under worked stuffed shirt that pretends he is important by delaying jobs and complaining about being overworked, yet never answers the phone or shows up on time.

See: waste of sperm or mouth breather.
The building inspector was supposed to be here in the morning to inspect the footings, and now I have to pay the cement truck to sit and wait for him.

Hurry up and waitfailurethe one that shoulda been swallowedbest part of you ran down your moms legoverpaidfucktard
by mr 300zx October 9, 2013
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A man/woman who inspects poop. Usually done after the poop has exited the body, but some have been known to forcefully shove their arms up ones anus to inspect the left over shit in their colon walls.
The poop inspector should be coming around today

I hope my poop is healthy for the poop inspector
by poopyscentedvaginacandle September 1, 2021
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He is an Unapologetic nigga! Talking about being handsome, he is top notch! There is no dulling moment whenever you’re with him! He has no worries! Funny how most Dipyah’s are freaking rich! Their wife or spouse is always the luckiest being
I want an Inspector Dipyah in my life
by Pa Ru February 5, 2020
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" Hes a Gnome Inspector - He Inspects gnomes" -me

"cool man"- you
by gnome inspector June 11, 2010
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Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but one completes the shitstache to include a goatee.
Just when I thought the shit wasn't going to circle the mouth, voila! I wrapped my cock around her chin and gave her an Inspector Hector-
by Mr. Decent June 2, 2008
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