A store where a majority of the shirts simply say Hollister or have the logo on them. In an attempt to make you purchase items, they make it so dark you can't see what you're buying.
Joe: Let's stand out from the crowd by looking like everyone else!
Ted: But where should we shop? Abercrombie and Fitch? American Eagle?
Joe: No silly, Hollister!
Ted: They're so original!
Ted: But where should we shop? Abercrombie and Fitch? American Eagle?
Joe: No silly, Hollister!
Ted: They're so original!
by Confuzled July 11, 2008
by TheDoucheHunter March 5, 2010
A store that posers like to dump on for having style. It is NOT for preps. Look at the definition. Also, sells clothes similar to PacSun and Buckle. And yes, at the same price.
"Ew. look at that girl. SHe's wearing hollister, whatta whore." Give me a break. "ew. look at you. your such a poser."
by Shopaholic_2012 July 11, 2008
A "preppy" brand that some teenagers like to wear. However, a lot of the kids who wear this are posers. Hollister is not a true "prep" style of dressing and most teens stop wearing it as they mature and get older.
Daniel: Hey dude. So you wear Hollister?
Poser: Yeah.
Daniel: Do you live by the beach?
Poser: No.
Daniel: Have you ever been to a beach?
Poser: No.
Daniel: Ok, well do you surf?
Poser: No.
Daniel: Then why do you wear Hollister?
Poser: Because I'm a prep.
Daniel: A true "prep" doesn't call themselves a prep. And Hollister was influneced by the people/surfers in California. If you've never been to Cali or at least a freakin beach or have never even touched a surfboard, then you're a poser.
Poser: Whatever.
Daniel: You're a dumb @$$.
Poser: Yeah.
Daniel: Do you live by the beach?
Poser: No.
Daniel: Have you ever been to a beach?
Poser: No.
Daniel: Ok, well do you surf?
Poser: No.
Daniel: Then why do you wear Hollister?
Poser: Because I'm a prep.
Daniel: A true "prep" doesn't call themselves a prep. And Hollister was influneced by the people/surfers in California. If you've never been to Cali or at least a freakin beach or have never even touched a surfboard, then you're a poser.
Poser: Whatever.
Daniel: You're a dumb @$$.
by yo mama killa March 15, 2009
A store were women go to get clothes and were men go to get a dick up the ass. Hollister is the gayest sector of any mall, on the same spectrum of A&F. FUCK HOLLISTER.
Dude 1: "Hey guys, I just went to Hollister and bought the coolest torn jeans."
Dude 2: "Well, I went to Target and bought perfectly good, no holed, warm jeans that I could donate someday."
Dude 3: "I'm siding with Dude 2 because Hollister is very gay, plus the Hollister jeans have a rip right on the asshole."
Dude 1: "Guys, I'm metrosexual, not gay!"
Dude 2: "There is no such thing as a metrosexual so just come out already. Gays who won't come out piss me off."
Dude 1: "OK!"
Dude 2: "Well, I went to Target and bought perfectly good, no holed, warm jeans that I could donate someday."
Dude 3: "I'm siding with Dude 2 because Hollister is very gay, plus the Hollister jeans have a rip right on the asshole."
Dude 1: "Guys, I'm metrosexual, not gay!"
Dude 2: "There is no such thing as a metrosexual so just come out already. Gays who won't come out piss me off."
Dude 1: "OK!"
by poolskickass August 27, 2008
According to "Guppies book of surnames" now out of print. The name Hollister means: "Son of a female brothel keeper."
by big-dick-brit October 1, 2006
A clothing brand owned by Abercrombie & Fitch where teens who have yet to develop their own personal identity will go and shop. You can often expect to pay somewhat higher than average prices for significantly lower than average quality clothing.
"Excuse me miss Hollister 'model', do any of the jeans in this store come in halfway decent quality, or at least not totally ruined already?"
"No, why do you think they're so expensive?"
"Well... wait, that doesn't make any sense!!!"
"No, why do you think they're so expensive?"
"Well... wait, that doesn't make any sense!!!"
by Ascetiq April 18, 2010