An exclamation used to convey one's feeling of surprise by comparing that shock to the astoundment one would experience if they were to hear that Christ went on a diamond heist.
by Douche McBaggins May 9, 2015
Robbing an actor of his life in exchange for making a lot of money off of his death. The death is usually an unexpected suicide that befalls a beloved and popular actor. The alleged suicide takes place within a year of the release of a film featuring the actor.
"We are are so surprised that Robin Williams killed himself. Must be a classic Heath Ledger Heist what with all those movies he has coming out."
"Shame about Paul Walker's Heath Ledger Heist. The car crash made it very obvious."
"Shame about Paul Walker's Heath Ledger Heist. The car crash made it very obvious."
by helpfulhan August 28, 2014
by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022
Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.
I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019
An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.
by HI#2 October 1, 2019
by guyFox September 29, 2012
CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"
reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?
CNN: ... Yes...
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"
reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?
CNN: ... Yes...
by jint3i November 5, 2022