An institution much like its similar counterpart St. Catherine's infested with young arrogant little snobs. Both Gertrudes and St. Catherines think their girls are the shit.These sorry exscuses for zoos point fingers and make fun of each other but only to be laughed at and mocked by the public school community. These girls sweat the public school boys more then anything. Their need for cock is overwhelming to the usual public school girl since the brother schools of these 2 hell holes (benedictine & St. Chris) are just gay factorys filled with butt sex and HIV. Private shcools HAH.
If u would like to send some hate mail its very welcome.So i can bitch u out some more. I DARE U BITCHES
by PubSchMartyr January 29, 2005
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hahahahhaha! Oh the trials and tribulations of a private schooler. you poor things! i'm really sorry that your all rich. way to go on making yourselves look like idiots! looks like the only kids here that really win are the public schoolers...
PrivateSchooler1: What do you wanna do today?
PrivateSchooler2: I don't know, we could make fun of another private school, or we could pick on the middle class, how about you?
PrivateSchooler1: You don't want to just mind our own business and hang out with friends?
PrivateSchooler2: What? People at private schools do that?
by PublicSchoolersAreBetterPeople February 16, 2005
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Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. The creatures putrid bowl movements force all civilization within a 25 mile radius to evacuate to the nearest bomb shelter until the toxic gases have been omitted from the area. However, that plot of land will be inhabitable for years to come. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.
“I cant believe someone left cheese laying around! Aunt Gertrude The Third is going to force us into quarantine for weeks!”
by Georgetta Stone June 15, 2022
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When you the ugly girl, but in a condom stick it in her nose, pop it, then rip a fat ass fart in her mouth and shit on her face
God damn dude, I can’t believe you gave her a “dirty Gertrude”
by Daddy Cuh October 2, 2022
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Gertrude also known as Gertrude, Gertruid, Gertruida, Geertruid, Geertruida and Trudy

A name derived from the German word for spear and strength.

It was popular during the 1950s.

Some real-life and fictional people named Gertrude or other similar names:

Gertrude the Great, a benedictine nun, mystic, and was canonised as a saint.

Gertrude Bell, an english writer, traveler, administrator, political officer, and archaeological

Gertrude, Queen of Denmark and mother of Hamlet in Shakespeare's play "Hamlet".

Gertruid Bäumer, a German politician and feminist.

Gertrude Chataway, child-friend of Lewis Carrol and inspired him to make "The Hunting of the Snark"

Gertrude Courtenay, Marchioness of Exeter and godmother to Elizabeth I.

Gertruida van Veen, a painter from the Southern Netherlands.

Gertrude of Nivelles, an abbess, founder of the Abbey of Nivelles and a saint.

Geertruid Adriaansdocter, a Dutch martyr Hanged by protestants for aiding her priest brother.
Person 1: Hey look at that old woman!
Person 2: That's my grandmother Gertrude!
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A nasty back porch living rat breeding McDonald's working lesbian porn watching b**** is a Gertrude
Gertrude says..Ain't that right George!! Just like you like it ain't that right Billy
by Ethen Ken Randall November 28, 2022
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Test to apply to movies. Does a scene with two women: last more than 4 minutes? And do they refrain from talking about men in that time?
Did "Lincoln" pass the Gertrude test? Did "Gentlemen Prefer Blonds" pass the Gertrude test? Did "A League of their Own" pass the Gertrude test?
by Gal Friday January 12, 2014
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