ezekiel gardner

ezekiel gardner is sexy as hell

by sexy as hell July 19, 2015

Mr. Gardner

Mr. Gardner is a 27 year old, married and with the military. He went to jail for having sex with a 13 year old girl many times at school.

by GoatDreamer December 12, 2019

A fucking god tier cornerback in the NFL. Played for the Cincinnati Bearcats. No touchdowns was allowed in his collegiate carrer.

P1: did u see sauce gardner last night?
P2: he is a fucking god

by seb671 December 12, 2022

A type of person who is amazingly beautiful, and loved by many

Person one: 'Wow, she is so nice, everyone likes her.'

Person two: 'I know, she is a classic Lucy Gardner.'

by ilovelucygardner January 15, 2012

when some pony assed chump looks for some sly ass juicy ass to kiss

"check out that nick woodman kid felching that plumridge kid like hes a bum gardner or somin"

by tim gadd April 25, 2005

A noun: when chia pet soil is used for lubrication during sex. specifically in the anus.

"Oh dude this one girl im with is totally into getting a Bum Gardner its insane"

by iminapillowcase August 17, 2006

Omg Kaylie Gardner is such an annoying bitch

by I’d dh July 15, 2018