Below average looking female who is who is lacking in personality and self worth. Has a propensity for daddy issues and therefore has a habit of pursuing older men (usually married). Also has a habit of believing that the married men she gives herself to so easily think that she is special, like a glamorous mistress. She stays under the radar until attending events involving alcohol, like office and Christmas parties, where the straight laced facade will be dropped and she will entertain the advances of any willing partner. After the events she is normally the first to deny anything and then enforce her almost prudish image.
"I see Slutty Fuck-all is getting friendly with Kevin".
"Yeah, he fucked her after the pub on thursday".
"How do you know that?".
"He was bragging about getting her to pay for the hotel ".
"Really?".
"Yeah he was saying that she thinks its serious, but he's just using her for a quick fuck when he wants it".
"Stupid slut".
"Yeah, he fucked her after the pub on thursday".
"How do you know that?".
"He was bragging about getting her to pay for the hotel ".
"Really?".
"Yeah he was saying that she thinks its serious, but he's just using her for a quick fuck when he wants it".
"Stupid slut".
by emerson parker November 12, 2016
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by Hex Omega January 8, 2021
A sequence of cataclysmic events that play themselves out in a completely random manner, yet at the same time in complete synchronicity with one another. Its a culmination of sin and deception that gathers itself in a group and enters into the light for the whole world to see. It’s basically God drawing a perfect karmic circle around a person or group of people who have severely lacked in faith & honesty, and it usually ends in disaster for the participants unless they ask God for forgiveness. Basically the longest-running cosmic joke of all time.
“It’s Virgo season. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you too. Wow, what a cosmic fuck-all.”
by trikki September 14, 2018
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by Tom_NZ April 14, 2007
Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.
I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me
by aasdfgthyjkl April 13, 2011