When someone deficates in porter potty and leaves the toilet lid open for the next person to urinate in to receive a steam (shit) facial.
Fabian: I just took a shit and left the toilet lid up.
Mike: who the fuck left the lid up, now I just received a hot Fabio by pissing in it.
Mike: who the fuck left the lid up, now I just received a hot Fabio by pissing in it.
by plumber 44 February 18, 2014
A Dirty Fabio ( not to be confused with a dirty fabian ) is a sexual maneuver in which the man thrusts a mouthful of his balls in the girls mouth whilst wearing a long blonde wig and yelling “My meatballs will complement the spaghetti nicely”.
Once completed, he finishes all over her stomach and says “Dinner isn’t complete without sauce, Mamma Mia, Yahooooo!”
Once completed, he finishes all over her stomach and says “Dinner isn’t complete without sauce, Mamma Mia, Yahooooo!”
Her: I can’t believe he pulled a Dirty Fabio on me.
Her friends: No way, he didn’t complete the platter with his sauce, did he?
Her: Oh yeah, it was wild. I came to him saying “Yahooooo!”
Best night of my life.
Her friends: Wow girl, we are jealous. Maybe we can all ask him for a test.
Her friends: No way, he didn’t complete the platter with his sauce, did he?
Her: Oh yeah, it was wild. I came to him saying “Yahooooo!”
Best night of my life.
Her friends: Wow girl, we are jealous. Maybe we can all ask him for a test.
by Countchocula April 13, 2020
A “man”, who prides himself on his long, greasy hair, and on telling women how they should look, think, and act. He (gravely) mistakens himself as God’s gift to women.
by Billifer February 23, 2019
Fabio Day is a holiday dedicated to Fabio, an Italian model. Every first Wednesday of the month many post pictures of Fabio around their town and schools. This new budding holiday is embraced by those on the East coast for it's randomousity. Why is he celebrated? For his long blonde hair? His ripped abs? His ability to flaunt himself about in loin cloths? No one will ever really know for sure, but we continue to celebrate.
by Shana Ryan December 20, 2006
This is when you are getting head on a roller coaster and you blow your load and hits the person in the seat behind you. Like when Fabio got hit by a bird riding a roller coaster. Look for Fabio hit in the face on YouTube for an example.
Guy in front "That was definitely the best roller coaster ride I've ever had" Guy behind him "Oh Fuck I wish I had kept my mouth shut during the ride, I never expected the Fabio Splatter!"
by King Dingus June 19, 2009
A long haired gent you imagine you'd run into at Walmart. Can tell he smells of grizzly wintergreen, juicy fruit and that hairspray your mom used to use.
His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.
I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women
His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.
I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women
Gods gift to women? Ohh you mean Walmart Fabio!!
Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.
Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.
by A Minnesotan February 22, 2019
Any freak accident where you get struck in the FACE. Especially when it serves the purpose of irony (as the case with Fabio). Life delivers "The Fabio Treatment".
"Did you see that guy face get hit by a bird while he was on the roller coaster???"
"Yeah. He definitely got The Fabio Treatment"
"Yeah. He definitely got The Fabio Treatment"
by MTrain84 July 27, 2012