by MeatMongrel May 3, 2018
Dickwad is a word to describe Kaleb. Now Kaleb is a cool guy. But hes also a dickwad. Now being a dickwad is not a bad thing. Some people like dickwads. A dickwad is a person who is ususally tall strange and metrosexual.
by anonomous March 21, 2005
Cloth, paper or hay placed at the base of the penis' urethra to ensure more penetrative ejaculation. The concept originated in the 1770s to increase the range of a cannon.
Customer: Hi, I need some dickwad.
Chemist: I'm afraid we only have hay in stock at the moment. Will that do?
Customer: That's fine. Do you have anything I can ram it down with?
Chemist: Anything thin enough will work. Why not try a Laverick? They are on offer at the moment. Buy one get another half price.
Customer: Ok, thanks. I'll do that.
Chemist: I'm afraid we only have hay in stock at the moment. Will that do?
Customer: That's fine. Do you have anything I can ram it down with?
Chemist: Anything thin enough will work. Why not try a Laverick? They are on offer at the moment. Buy one get another half price.
Customer: Ok, thanks. I'll do that.
by Cherie Booth September 6, 2009
by Kevin Ladd January 15, 2008
Robert McColley of ComputekMD. If haters keep taking this definition down I will just keep putting it back up so stop tryin' chumps!
by Guess Whoooooo? March 1, 2005
by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006
Hey dickwaaaaaaaaad(dickwad), where's my blackberry?
by Richard Wadd June 6, 2006