a religion of people who are in love with edward cullen. edward cullen is a vampire in the book series twilight.
Girl 1: What religion are you?
Girl 2: Cullenism.
Girl 1: Oh cool me too!
Girl 2: Isnt he the hottest thing you
have ever seen!?
Girl 1: YES!
Girl 2: Cullenism.
Girl 1: Oh cool me too!
Girl 2: Isnt he the hottest thing you
have ever seen!?
Girl 1: YES!
by Sabresbaby30 July 23, 2008
Noun. To creepily stalk and or/follow possessively. In a romantic relationship, to try and prevent the significant other from having outside friendships or other meaningful interactions. Derived from last name of well-known vampire hero with possessive tendencies.
Girl 1: So then he slashed my tires after I talked to Jake at your party.
Girl 2: He's totally cullening you - get out while you can.
Girl 2: He's totally cullening you - get out while you can.
by M's Team Jacob May 30, 2010
by Fucking assclown January 17, 2017
by Arsenhagos May 2, 2017
A kid who is mad chill and has no insecurities, and is Columbian and his first language was Spanish, although he knows none now.
by Kid from Maryland April 3, 2005
to be a short, bald obnoxious little irish guy who acts like one of the jewish chicks from that weird hipster hbo show "girls"! a guy who films himself banging fat chicks and you dont know it's him to you see his little red irish hand enter the video!
That dude is such a cullen! I mean how fucking small are his hands? What does that say about his shoe size? we should call the dudes at Belgian loafers to find out.
by billydfromnyc March 5, 2013
Cullens are always so fucking Handsome and so smart. They always have dicks above 9 inches. They are amazing in bed there favorite position is girl on top(so they don’t have to do any work). They are amazing at making out but don’t use tongue. Your a dumbass if u leave a Cullen for a Timmy(2.5 inch dick).
by Hehhd May 15, 2019