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ok coomer 

The phrase members of NoFap use when in an argument with a coomer
Coomer Steve: NoFap is a lie!! Masturbation has proven health benefits!

NoFap Chad: ok coomer
ok coomer by mrliverpoolfan April 22, 2021

Mississippi Coomer

A Mississippi Coomer is when a married woman has sex with a Coomer who jacked off beforehand and he saves the cum and they use it for lube.
“Why would you cheat on Todd with your cousin Sandy?”

“Because he gives me one hell of a Mississippi Coomer.”

Dr Coomer 

Gordon's companion
Gordon: Hey Dr Coomer. Coomer: Ah, Hello Gordon!
Dr Coomer by retrooookichy January 2, 2023

the coomer 

Someone who cummed during No Nut November. You can tell by looking at their profile pic being changed to it
Person 1: Hey look at this loser. He's the coomer now!

Person 2: I have to nut right now bro...
the coomer by coolkid4evr November 1, 2019

My Little Coomer 

My Little Coomer by FuckyouLucas October 23, 2019

Category 8 Coomer 

A really, really, really, really really horny coomer. #1 ranked of all fellow Coomers. Will send a hitman if you say you are just a big fan of Hentai.
guy 1: dude have you seen that category 8 coomer
guy 2: yeah that kid is so horny lmao
Category 8 Coomer by Stupid Af July 12, 2021