ok coomer 

The phrase members of NoFap use when in an argument with a coomer

Coomer Steve: NoFap is a lie!! Masturbation has proven health benefits!

NoFap Chad: ok coomer

ok coomer by mrliverpoolfan April 22, 2021

Mississippi Coomer

A Mississippi Coomer is when a married woman has sex with a Coomer who jacked off beforehand and he saves the cum and they use it for lube.

“Why would you cheat on Todd with your cousin Sandy?”

“Because he gives me one hell of a Mississippi Coomer.”

Mississippi Coomer by Michael Brunswick November 30, 2019

Dr Coomer 

Gordon's companion

Gordon: Hey Dr Coomer. Coomer: Ah, Hello Gordon!

Dr Coomer by retrooookichy January 2, 2023

the coomer 

Someone who cummed during No Nut November. You can tell by looking at their profile pic being changed to it

Person 1: Hey look at this loser. He's the coomer now!

Person 2: I have to nut right now bro...

the coomer by coolkid4evr November 1, 2019

My Little Coomer 

Max

Max you’re my little coomer~

My Little Coomer by FuckyouLucas October 23, 2019

Category 8 Coomer 

A really, really, really, really really horny coomer. #1 ranked of all fellow Coomers. Will send a hitman if you say you are just a big fan of Hentai.

guy 1: dude have you seen that category 8 coomer
guy 2: yeah that kid is so horny lmao

Category 8 Coomer by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

Big Coomer 

Associated with the KKK, this definition is an insult to an adult black male, whoever uses this word is the absolute scum of this earth.

"Hey, did you hear that? That racist called him a Big Coomer, piece of shit"

Big Coomer by ChadDaRad May 22, 2020