When you fuck someone’s shit covered asshole with an uncircumcised penis leaving dick cheese and shit on the penis
Dude 1: Bro she’s a freak and it was awesome!
Dude 2: What happened??
Dude 1: She gave me a Southern Coney!
Dude 2: What happened??
Dude 1: She gave me a Southern Coney!
by Earl the Man April 24, 2019
Anal sex with a person who is suffering from a bad case of diarrhea. The diareah must be so bad that any movement, even a slight cough will cause shit to splash out. Even when there is no movement the anal cavity will still have a slight drop of liquified pooh leaking similar to that of a old faucet that has a drip. When you insert your penis (hot dog) into the anal socket it becomes covered in loose pooh (chilli) and white toilet paper bits (onion) thus creating a Detroit Coney. Technically it is not complete until fully removed from the anus. Once removed mustard is applied and the receiver sucks the penis clean.
That couple is fucked up. When Amanda had the stomach flu Addison gave her a Detroit Coney. I almost puked when she showed me the vid!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 29, 2019
When you shit a hot dog or sausage size turd followed by a saucy like shit covering the top. Best seen when using a European toilet.
Roy: Oh man I dropped a Coney Island in your toilet
Lisa: Eeeww I'm your girlfriend why are you telling me this?
Dante: Oh man these European toilets are whack! I just dropped a Coney Island and I saw it up close!
Lisa: Eeeww I'm your girlfriend why are you telling me this?
Dante: Oh man these European toilets are whack! I just dropped a Coney Island and I saw it up close!
by window shopper June 15, 2011
by Ryan Smith April 15, 2003
An extreme power blumpkin utilizing the chemical reaction of Mentos and Diet Coke.
Ingredients: Mentos, 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, enema bag, surgical glove, KY jelly, a willing female participant
Step 1: Use a Mentos as a suppository (surgical glove and
KY jelly optional)
Step 2: Proceed to fill your enema bag with Diet Coke
Step 3: Gentlemen, start your blumpkins!!!
Step 4: As climax approaches, insert enema wand and squeeze
bag converting blumpkin to power blumpkin.
Step 5: Take cover. (Due to immediate chemical reactions
that will ensue.)
Step 6: The enema bag having mixed with the Mentos should
fly out of your sphincter and jettison around the
bathroom like a cyclone spewing a geyser of soda
and fecal matter.
Ingredients: Mentos, 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, enema bag, surgical glove, KY jelly, a willing female participant
Step 1: Use a Mentos as a suppository (surgical glove and
KY jelly optional)
Step 2: Proceed to fill your enema bag with Diet Coke
Step 3: Gentlemen, start your blumpkins!!!
Step 4: As climax approaches, insert enema wand and squeeze
bag converting blumpkin to power blumpkin.
Step 5: Take cover. (Due to immediate chemical reactions
that will ensue.)
Step 6: The enema bag having mixed with the Mentos should
fly out of your sphincter and jettison around the
bathroom like a cyclone spewing a geyser of soda
and fecal matter.
"Nicole's parents disowned her after they found that their house had been hit by the dreaded Coney Island cyclone."
(Her boyfriend had Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day.)
(Her boyfriend had Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day.)
by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin November 4, 2006
by Will, Dan, Emily @ the CC April 1, 2003
by haplopgroup9 July 2, 2015