cockleech 

1. One who sucks cock.

Quit being such a cockleech you flamer

cockleech by rofl February 10, 2003

Cockmed

A person named Ahmed who is a homosexual and likes it up the ass. Objects may include dynamite sticks, chair legs and last but not least good old cock. Enjoys fisting his own ass, blowing every member of the toronto argos, and shoving empty shot gun shells in his own ass. He is richard simmons gay.

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Cockmed is more gay then elton johns stag party.

After watching jersey shore, cockmed heard that all the male cast are on gas. So he went to the nearest gas station to suck off the nozzle of every pump.

Cockmed shits over tennis racquets so he doesn't loose the condoms he swallows.

Cockmed by SBG committee November 20, 2010

Cockle Doodle Doo 

What an asshole rooster yells early in the morning.

*5:30 am*
Rooster: "COCKLE DOODLE DOO!!!"
Me: "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!"

Cockle Doodle Doo by Dubiks August 12, 2018

cockednips 

A fashion faux pas of the highest magnitude. When a woman does not take the time to align her nipples in her bra correctly, thus making it hard for people not to stare, because they are going in opposite directions.

She was a fashion disaster, between her cockednips and camel toe I didn't know where to rest my eyes.

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cockednips by sweetjanijani July 22, 2010

getting cocked 

Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.

I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking

getting cocked by the pervy pilot November 30, 2017

cockless 

Daryll, a man who admits to lacking genitalia

Hey Daryll! You have 4 balls but no cock!

cockless by knobend jones March 29, 2004

cocked and locked 

"Cocked and locked" refers to a method of carrying a pistol, often a 1911 gov't model semiauto, with a round already in the chamber and the hammer cocked back and ready to fire. It is a term coined by police who carry 1911 pistols in this manner. Usually the holster strap is inserted between the hammer and firing pin for safety, which is snapped open when needed for a fast draw. It is actually safe to carry a 1911 model pistol in this way because of the redundant safety mechanisms such as the 1911's grip safety and thumb safety to protect against any accidental discharge until the weapon is on target and the shooter is ready to fire.

I like to carry my 1911 Colt Commander "cocked and locked" in my concealment holster when I go out. I want to be instantly ready for action if I have to draw. Having to rack your slide before firing could potentially get you killed.

cocked and locked by JJRtwu2008 March 20, 2008