"this music still moves people today een if its 200 yrs old"

it can still move retarded idiots who dont understand music and ddint evolve their musical taste

high iq ppl listen only to electronic

"thre is no word to describe beethoven"

i can describe this as shit coz ur too retarded to know that shithoven is the def of shit

"plants listen rather to ludwig van bitchhoven"

plants listen to classic shit music coz they dont have brains and have low intelligence

who likes old pussy classic music has no brain to understand real music

electronic is too complicated for plants, monotone emotionless violine or piano sound keeps them in the extasy
mozart: yo biatchhoven dont copy my classical shit, u dumb shit!

biatchhoven: but i cant hear anything, i will suck ur cock if u will give me sonata

mozart: u won bitchhoven, now suck it bitch
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A term used to note that something was just pure genuine and worth remembering. Something that will never slip your mind due to it's pure humor. Term coined by Will...
Mike- Dude that joke was hilarious
Will- Yeah man, classic
by xXBig GXx April 14, 2011
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n.
a type of clothing that centers on "classic" items like long kahki skirts, polo shirts. not revealing. amish? added onto a
sheltered, happy attitude
She's dressed like a classic. I can't believe she'd wear a full length skirt to the roller-rina.
by Kiersten May 22, 2004
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Something old and great that people will hate for either a good reason, a bad reason or even NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL!!
"You know that thing that you love because it's a classic? Well, it's terrible."
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NEO-CLASSICAL: It's new age classical music.

Jason Becker is the shit man!!!!

He's the best fucking classical guitarist today.
"24 Capricci Per Violino Solo and Speed Metal Symphony are fucking awesome."

"Yeah, Becker is the most awesome classical metal guitarist I've heard."
by subhumanrhythm November 9, 2007
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extremely funny, or a very good exapmle of.
1. Hemdale is a classic grind act.
2. how about i put it this way, classical variations as well as themes all tied into one.
by sloponaknob88 April 18, 2003
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Another dumb statement that people online make, usually about a new album, in most cases that they haven't even heard yet.
1.
Random person reviewing an upcoming album: aye yo I know it ain't out yet but I already know it's a classic, Youngboy never disappoints!

2.
Luke: Aye u heard that new Kendrick Lamar yet?
Lauren: No not yet but it's a classic!
Bill: Kendrick's new album sucks and you guys are idiots, listen to some real rap for a change.

3.
Random dumbfuck: Oh my god Lil Uzi Vert just announced his new album I can't wait I already know it's a classic just based on the first single alone I know it's a classic!
Normal person: How do you know it will be a classic if it isn't even out yet?
Dumbfuck: Because Uzi never disappoints, and everything he drops is fire so I know this ain't gon be no different, and I do want to go to hell with him!
Normal person: Everything he drops is shit, but yeah have fun in hell.
by Icy Wyte July 25, 2022
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