The state of mind that comes to a male instantly after orgasm and ejaculation from sex or masturbation. This can be at various levels from the male wanting to sleep or go check his email or watch TV. In the moments following cumming, a male starts to think about more important issues and priorities than getting laid (as having already accomplished getting sex and having orgasm).
That morning, as soon as he had cum, in a flash, he jumped to his feet showered and was dressed and zipped out the door - realizing he had more important things to do after getting the urge out of his system albeit for a short time.
But later that evening his Post Cum Clarity had dissipated and was over for another round.
But later that evening his Post Cum Clarity had dissipated and was over for another round.
by L Madsen February 13, 2006
When you decide you gotta shave, and after you do it you get lucid and instantly regret it because you look like a baby.
Jerry: Damn David you look like shit why did you shave?
David: I know bro, Post Shave Clarity just hit me hard
David: I know bro, Post Shave Clarity just hit me hard
by FanciestPseudonyms March 19, 2020
After a pitful wank to pass the time, the wanker finds himself overcome with utter clarity with the world around him. Having just sprayed his wild oats all over the inside of his uderwear his judgement is no longer clouded by the need for sexual arousel, and thus he sees the world as it actually is.
by Fank Garrett August 10, 2011
In the middle of busting a nut, you are struck with clarity and the realization of what you are doing and suddenly stop.
by MarcusDan34 September 11, 2020
the immediate clearness of one’s mind and/or soberness an individual gains after busting a nut causing the excess testosterone to leave one’s body, thus one's mind is no longer clouded by the evolutionary need to fuck everything that moves for a few minutes.
Person 1: Wow I think I just invented time travel.
Person 2: Should have been your post nut clarity.
Person 2: Should have been your post nut clarity.
by doublechinsalad December 29, 2021
After consuming your food and realizing you’ve spent way to much on DoorDash you are now aware of the money you just wasted. Similar to post nut clarity.
Person A : “Bro I just got some Hardee’s delivered to my door but damn this is gonna hurt my bank.”
Persona B: “Ahhh I see that post dash clarity is setting in.”
Persona B: “Ahhh I see that post dash clarity is setting in.”
by SQuiet July 15, 2021
by Inga68969 November 18, 2020