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Choco Choco 

Probably the worlds best pickup line a joke dammit.
Choco Choco is also slang for a male stripper (jigglo).
Hot boy: Choco Choco.
Hot girl: holy shit are you a jigglo?!?
Hot boy: no you retard, just a boy with nothing to do.

Hot girl: i am actually a retarded he-she.
Hot boy: in the case, then i'll be moving on *pulls off shirt and humps the air.
Choco Choco by Turdmouth January 16, 2011

Choco Taco Challenge

When two or more people attempt to eat choco tacos while maintaining eye contact and a straight face. Whoever laughs first loses.
I won the choco taco challenge because Jim couldn't keep a straight face when I licked the ice cream out.

Choco Bunny 

A 13 year old asian boy who is racist and loves to eat ass.
Hey! There's Choco Bunny!
Can't wait for him to break my heart

😩💦💔

choco bunrab 

short for chocolate bunny rabbit, simply a term for a slick, greasy turd. nothing more, nothing less.
oh, man, a choco bunrab right here on the sidewalk! :(
choco bunrab by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

choco taco

The inadvertent result of a female wiping back to front after a bowel movement.
"Oh god, I just went to the bathroom and gave myself a choco taco."
"That is disgusting."
choco taco by ironcladlou February 26, 2009

choco cock 

A person who puts a turd on his sack right between the gnads and bends his nonerrect penis into it and fills his urethral with fecal matter. This can also be done with diarrheah.
Teen1: dude! Did you hear that guy in the bathroom!
Teen2: yeah! He was giving himself a choco cock.
Guy in bathroom: hey wanna join me!
choco cock by pspmiles May 18, 2014

choco dong 

often used as an insult towards jags mum
jags mum sucked my choco dong all night long
choco dong by jagsmumlovesmydick December 16, 2008