The mastabatory art of someone using a handsaw gripping motion on you. Usually followed by bullfrogging on the gravy stroke.
"Hey dude, looks like you had a rough night the way you're walking"
"yeah sasha gave me a Chernobyl Handsaw last night"
"oh man, thats brutal"
"yeah sasha gave me a Chernobyl Handsaw last night"
"oh man, thats brutal"
by noogie_da_sheep February 21, 2011
When PMS reaches a critical fission point resulting in a total emotional meltdown of the PMSer and a poisoning of their surroundings so bad that any cohabitators must immediately flee the scene.
Chris: Hey Tom, could you let me in to the office? I left my keycard home.
Tom: That's not like you. What happened?
Chris: Oh the wife went hormonal chernobyl this morning and I skedaddled without cellphone, card, and lunch.
Tom: That's tough man. Spot you for lunch?
Chris: Dude, much appreciated.
Tom: Bros before hos man.
Tom: That's not like you. What happened?
Chris: Oh the wife went hormonal chernobyl this morning and I skedaddled without cellphone, card, and lunch.
Tom: That's tough man. Spot you for lunch?
Chris: Dude, much appreciated.
Tom: Bros before hos man.
by Lex Sleuthor December 6, 2009
Michael Paganis. Royally fucked up in every possibly way mesured by the tools of man and Born in Russia. A teenage mutant ninja turtle gone wrong.
"Paganis; you fucking Chernobyl Baby!"
by RaptorJesus463244747 June 30, 2009
A condition affecting 1 in 10 that can be directly aportioned to the Chernobyl disaster of the 1980's. The condition affects all sufferers differently but the most common affliction is a bulbous, horrid looking, small toe that can make even the strongest individual recoil in horror.
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