a fake lying bitch who pretends to be your friend and then they try to turn everyone against you but that doesn’t work so they steal the guy/girl you like
“Wow that girl is such a carissa, she just stole her bestfriends boyfriend without even caring”
by anonymousc3456 August 23, 2018
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Carissa is usually a girls name. Carissa tends to be an extremely fake and unpredictable person. She will also flirt with anything that moves and says like way too much. She is pretty much a tool.
Person 1: Guys here comes Carissa...
Person 2: I think I hear my mom calling see you later...
Carissa: Hey guuuys...Like whats like up like!
Everyone: *puzzled look*
by sparkythepig October 10, 2011
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Carissa is usually a girl who has it all in the beginning and than lets herself go. Once being cute, blonde, with a decent shape, unfortunately that doesn't last. Carissa's usually turns out to be fat, out of shape, with nothing special about them in the end. In other words...plain. Same thing will go for Carissa's personality because this also goes to sh*t as well. Not that it was anything special in the first place. Guys who once "adored" her, don't even look twice at her now. Carissa's karma will always catch up with her.
Guy: Did you see Carissa?
Guy2: Yeah dude Carissa let herself go...what a shame

Oh she pulled a Carissa....sucks.
by yessotrue April 18, 2013
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Bitch that just so happens shared my math class.

Ugly ass bitch who pretends she has friends but no one really likes her because she is too pretty and nice.

Someone that you think is worth wasting air untill you meet her then you want to strap a plant to her so she doesn't take your air supply. Basic white trash female that likes to make more friends that she can keep.
That bitch carissa is going to school In Harrison county now.
I fucking hate that bitch.
by Somegirllmao March 23, 2017
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the baddest and most freaky girl you could ever meet in your life she’s the type to be so innocent in public but behind closed doors she’s wild af
Dirty Carissa - ima do you up in the bed like a monster

Me- damn shorty chill wit allat
by TyshawnWilliams23 April 16, 2020
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Carissa. A nice pretty girl who was talking to my guy Phil. They talked for a long time. They only got to hang out once. They both thought it was a fun day. About 3 weeks later, they barely talked and now she is talking to a different guy name Jake. Phil thought they would have a chance together but no, it didn’t happen. Rest In Piece my boy Phil 😓
“ I might kill myself Carissa “

Phil
by Phillipsucks97 June 15, 2018
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Carissa is a mean bitch but can still get her way with her looks. She's never had a boyfriend but is hot af. She is also super smart but doesn't care enough to get good grades.
She is definitely a Carissa.
by lexiilynnnnn March 18, 2017
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