Real name Belcalis Almanzar ( say that out loud and your furniture will start floating) Lived in the Bronx her whole life and was poor until she became a stripper. Then she got signed to a show Love and Hip Hop where her career TOOK OFF. Speaking of took off she met her soon to be baby daddy and husband offset from the band migos (consisting on Take off Quavo and Offset) Then she satrted making BOMB ASS MUSIC AND BECOMING THE MEME THAT SHE IS TODAY OKUUUUURRRRRRRRR
aye have you heard Cardi B 's new album Invasion of Privacy now streaming of Apple and Spotify OKURRRRRRRR
by iamcardib April 26, 2018
Cardi B is short for Cardiovascular Bronchitis, a disease which infects the heart and blood vessels and clog the walls, potentially making you hyperventilate or even pass out.
Person 1: I heard that Bob got Cardi B yesterday, is he okay?
Person 2: He's alright, he has to stay in the hospital for a few days though.
Person 2: He's alright, he has to stay in the hospital for a few days though.
by Huvudpersson February 14, 2018
A clinically retarded female nearing age 30 who is praised by those in the Gen Z population by performing and rapping about sexual concepts.
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