Your average middle schooler with balls the size of bowling balls who gets every girl in the school, he’s the kid who would stand up in the middle of the cafeteria and scream the n word as loud as he could not caring about the consequences he’s that one friend that has the strictest mom ever but doesn’t have a car in the world, his father also left him at a young age but he doesn’t let that keep him from being a fucking chad every day.
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by Jesse bon von Hoover Schneider December 28, 2019
Cade: I’m gonna kill myself
Person: *doesnt care*
Cade: *actually tries to kill himself*
Person *HoLY ShIT ARe YoU OK I ThouGHT YOu WeRE J0kInG*
Person: *doesnt care*
Cade: *actually tries to kill himself*
Person *HoLY ShIT ARe YoU OK I ThouGHT YOu WeRE J0kInG*
by CadeTheLoser March 20, 2019
The most sweetest guy ever! He will make you fall in love the moment that you meet him! He is the most hottest dude and all the girls like him. He is funny and is smart. Everyone thinks he is a hoe but when you get to know him cade is the one guy you dream of meeting.
by Kaydenxe October 23, 2018
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