a relationship where two chidlers who hug one day, text each other ily that night, and then break up the next day
Jimothy: did you hear that Johnny and Emma broke up over text and NEVER talked to each other
Wion Zilliomson: watta CV relationship
Wion Zilliomson: watta CV relationship
by _( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_ May 16, 2019
The real cougars of CV (aka the cougs of Castro Valley, CA). Hold on to your young husband, this vicious pack of cougars of cougars will sniff out and devour the young, strong, and willing. With a carnivorous prowess they can smell young cock with in a 4 mile radius. Using young hot female cubs at bait, and without hesitation they will use the man for sustainable energy turning them only younger and more aggressive towards their innocent pray.
The only kryptonite known to be able to stop these wild cougs is to most known as "the beaver dam" aka their children.
Running off only alcohol, popcorn and Marlboro lights, these cougs can stay up until the early morning patiently tracking and stalking their pray. When cougs of different packs appear, trouble can be smelled from miles around. Never looking to fight for their food, the coug will generally show a passive aggressive behavior, resulting in the opposing coug to cower and walk away to hunt another day.
Never one to give up the CV coug is an impressive beast of mother nature.
the famous sayings surrounding these amazing specimens are true and young men should beware. It's not safe out there.
"mama dont let your babies grow up to be coug prey"
And
"the coug ate my baby (only said in an Australian accent)
The only kryptonite known to be able to stop these wild cougs is to most known as "the beaver dam" aka their children.
Running off only alcohol, popcorn and Marlboro lights, these cougs can stay up until the early morning patiently tracking and stalking their pray. When cougs of different packs appear, trouble can be smelled from miles around. Never looking to fight for their food, the coug will generally show a passive aggressive behavior, resulting in the opposing coug to cower and walk away to hunt another day.
Never one to give up the CV coug is an impressive beast of mother nature.
the famous sayings surrounding these amazing specimens are true and young men should beware. It's not safe out there.
"mama dont let your babies grow up to be coug prey"
And
"the coug ate my baby (only said in an Australian accent)
"Those CV cougars at Krayons were bad news last night mannn, I tell you what, there was popcorn everywhere and the smell of Marlboro lights in the air, I should have known we were being stalked. And i can't find Dan, where the fuck is Dan? All we found was one of his shoes, a trail of popcorn and a little blood. I think we were CV coug'd lat night boys. "
by Team CV cougs July 19, 2013
by AlexiBlah April 19, 2015
Curriculum Vitae comes from the Latin roughly translating to "course of life".
A "Life CV" attains less to professional achievements and more to personal ones as a record of the momentous occasions in one's life.
It could relate to conquering fears, taking risks, performing incredible feats. All ultimately relating to improving oneself and building character.
A "Life CV" attains less to professional achievements and more to personal ones as a record of the momentous occasions in one's life.
It could relate to conquering fears, taking risks, performing incredible feats. All ultimately relating to improving oneself and building character.
Bob: I've always had a fear of heights so I've booked myself a sky-dive to conquer it.
Bill: Awesome, that'll be a good one to put on the Life CV.
Bill: Awesome, that'll be a good one to put on the Life CV.
by Gerard McKenzie September 8, 2010
When someone tells you their whole life plan in an unsolicited monologue as small talk.
When you ask about someone's day and they expound on everything that they ever accomplished.
When you ask about someone's day and they expound on everything that they ever accomplished.
Bob: Hey Mike! How are you?
Mike: Great. I just saved half of the rainforest, and liberated Tibet. I am now planning on devoting my time to feeding dying orphans in Africa, and...
Bob: Yo! I didn't ask for your Verbal CV.
Mike: Great. I just saved half of the rainforest, and liberated Tibet. I am now planning on devoting my time to feeding dying orphans in Africa, and...
Bob: Yo! I didn't ask for your Verbal CV.
by Unicorn86 April 20, 2010
A very small CV that only contains employment history/education history that relates to the job being applied for.
"Have you created a Micro CV for waitressing jobs?"
" Yes, I've only listed my waitressing experience and my training related to restaurants".
" Yes, I've only listed my waitressing experience and my training related to restaurants".
by EmploymentAdvisor April 27, 2021
by Dictionary_Finder January 25, 2021