ive lived in bing my whole life and the thing that sucks the most about it is all the stuck up long island fucks that go to BU and do nothing but bitch about how bad binghamton is. If you don't like it fucking transfer, no one here will miss your gay asses.Bing sucks, but it's def not the worst, look at alot of schools in small towns in the middle of nowhere like oneonta, fredonia, etc... now that shit sucks...at least we have shit to do. Go home and take your fat girls in tiny skirts and toolbags w/ unbuttoned dress shirts w/ no shirts on underneath and spiky hair with you.
the rat on a saturday night
by . April 3, 2005
An absolute shithole surrounded by trailer parks (lots of them) and white-trash. Poverty. Ignorance. Beer-bellies and camoflauge. Women are overweight and just plain nasty. People from NJ are assholes? I've never encountered such a rude bunch in my life, and I've lived in 4 states, NJ included. People are just miserable. Advance Auto Parts is a zoo, full of broke-ass, rusting off the frame, 20 year old Chevy pickup trucks with their hoods up fixing their pieces in the parking lot so they can get on with their pathetic lives. Area is full of side-of-the-road redneck car dealerships run by a bunch of crooks. I've never seen so many people without teeth, or the ones they have left are rotting. Everyone smokes. Extreme uneducation. This includes the surrounding areas as well. Broome County is one of the poorest counties in the nation, #30 to be exact. A lot of petty crimes and drunks. NOT an area you move to to get ahead in life!!! Just look in the local classifieds...if you do find a job it's most likely blue-collar, no education required at an unliveable pay-scale. The pay here is ridiculously low. Real estate is worth NOTHING. If you want to cling to the lower rungs of society, move to the Southern Tier!!!
Binghamton is an absolute shithole surrounded by trailer parks (lots of them) and white-trash. Poverty. Ignorance. Beer-bellies and camoflauge. Women are overweight and just plain nasty.
by YJ January 11, 2007
Cold, dark and depressing is a sheer understatement (you will definitely be on anti-depressants by second semester of your freshman year). You think going out will help...haha no, if you make it to the bars alive after riding in a cab with a driver who is either drunk or high off something, downtown basically consists of lame bars that are so crowded that you are sweating even in your hoochie tank top, denim skirt and flip flops when it is smack in the middle of winter with a snow storm going on outside. Everyone has a New Jersey i.d. that their next door neighbor on their floor made for them off of their brand new dell laptop. Yea, mine as well stay home and oh wait not drink or smoke, because your R.A. may call the police on you. Sorority girls are all disgusting, mostly because they are from long island and think that even if they weigh 40 lbs overweight its alright to wear solos. The frat guys are disgusting, with one good looking one in all of greek life. They think they are awesome because they all wear the same pink polo downtown. If you think Roslyn is bad, you have never met the girls here. They are jappy yet have no taste so just wear whatever is tight and is namebrand, if not overweight, they resemble an 11 year old girl with no breasts or ass. Ok, so if your not in greek life your Israeli and you think this is israel parading around with your long hair and hebrew constantly written on your tshirts, and you only associate with other israelis while smoking hookah outside even when its -30 degrees because you think you r so unique. Then there are the stoners, all living in CIW, who are kool yet really annoying because they dont realize that if you are white and from long island its not okay to have dreads or pretend that you even comprehend the lyrics of a bob marley song. Ok so the other half of the school, not being jewish, is obviously asian, wearing hollister like its their job. What is with their timberlands that they wear on the one day in binghamton when it is 80 degrees. As for professors, don't plan on passing classes without devoting your life to the library, they havent yet realized that we all come here bc we weren't good enough to get into cornell, despite the fact that everyone wears cornell sweatshirts here. We don't have a football team and no one goes to games. Why bother coming here, I'll tell you why, because you are some rich white kid from long island who couldn't get in anywhere else and your parents dont feel like paying for your bmw (which you cant move bc its always snowing) and all of your jeans that have pre-ripped holes plus a good college education!!
by Jill =) October 25, 2004
I grew up in Binghamton, how do you think I feel? I KNOW this place sucks and yet it is still my hometown. Not something I am proud to admit. The only thing that we can claim to have here is... well not too damn much once I think about it. And for those of you who move to Binghamton from other places, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? Go home now while you still have the chance!!!! I mean seriously, Binghamton is the second cloudiest area in all of the United States, and its defiantely true. I mean we are lucky to have maybe 30 sunny days a year. Who the fuck in their right mind would want to move here from somewhere else? Not me.
by Liz November 13, 2004
I hate this place. I go to SUNY binghamton, and lemme tell you, dont!
I am a senior, and I think on average, there are 2-3 sunny days per semester. And it alternates everyday from rain to snow, so that there is always ice and mud everywhere. Even in the summer, when its in the 90s, i still see damn mud puddles everywhere! Every frickin kid here has a chip on their shoulder that they arent in Cornell, and they wear cornell and ithaca shirts, and go there all the time, like they are trying to delude themselves. Everyone at this school is either a spoiled ass from Long Island, a designer clothes whore asian from queens, a self-seggregating Jew or Christian, or a FOBby Indian engineering major. Oh, and i think there are five or six black people too. Once you leave campus you realize that you are in the most boring place you will ever be, surrounded by rednecks who wear camo all the time, weigh 300 pounds, and look seriously inbred. Looking into their eyes you will see no spark of intellect, and if you notice their mouths, dont expect to find a full set of teeth.
I am a senior, and I think on average, there are 2-3 sunny days per semester. And it alternates everyday from rain to snow, so that there is always ice and mud everywhere. Even in the summer, when its in the 90s, i still see damn mud puddles everywhere! Every frickin kid here has a chip on their shoulder that they arent in Cornell, and they wear cornell and ithaca shirts, and go there all the time, like they are trying to delude themselves. Everyone at this school is either a spoiled ass from Long Island, a designer clothes whore asian from queens, a self-seggregating Jew or Christian, or a FOBby Indian engineering major. Oh, and i think there are five or six black people too. Once you leave campus you realize that you are in the most boring place you will ever be, surrounded by rednecks who wear camo all the time, weigh 300 pounds, and look seriously inbred. Looking into their eyes you will see no spark of intellect, and if you notice their mouths, dont expect to find a full set of teeth.
If you need an example, go to walmart and check out the montage on Jappy long islanders interacting with confederate hicks.
by Cdubya March 8, 2005
Lived here my whole life, and let me tell you: The scum that finds its way to BU from the City is not wanted here or wherever they came from, hence their being here. I know for a fact that some of the NYC people that head to BU are COOL GUYS WHO DONT AFRAID OF ANYTHING but the majority are terrible pieces of shit who, because they choose not to accept the local culture, decide to tell the world (that doesn't want to hear it) that Binghamton isn't worth mapping. Well we would much rather watch you all drive your BMWs off a cliff in a mass suicide like lemmings than listen to your constant whining and pathetic outcries for sympathy. Were born and raised in these conditions and have gotten along fine. Why can't you? Because you are worthless cocaine addicts, of course. You knew that. Your $130/hour therapist just didnt tell you that when you were crying for mom. Go home.
by hhhhhhagajag March 26, 2009