Perhaps the greatest of the early nintento characters, Simon Belmont was the original protagonist of the Castlevania series. A self professed leather queen (his famous words, "Dracula, you bitch! Take THAT!), he was able to fight his way through Dracula's lair via a whip, the Vampire Slayer. He sired many children via a wooden turkey baster, good luck, and a few very fertile women.
After his retirement in the year 1467, he took the gold he collected from levels 1-4 and opened a gay bar in Bucharest called, "Encounters", known for stiff drinks and soft men. Mention this definition and get 25% off your first round!
After his retirement in the year 1467, he took the gold he collected from levels 1-4 and opened a gay bar in Bucharest called, "Encounters", known for stiff drinks and soft men. Mention this definition and get 25% off your first round!
Simon Belmont, of the cursed Belmont clan, fought Dracula, inspired countless games, sired a son, and is Mr Bucharest Leather 1472!
by Pitt the Younger December 5, 2007
An area of the city of Chicago near Wrigley Field (Wrigleyville) made up of the intersection of Clark and Belmont, the streets of Clark and Belmont themselves, and the entire general area.
Clark and Belmont is the neighborhood of nearly every subculture Chicago has to offer, especially the Chicago Punk scene.
Highlights are:
The Metro
The Bottom Lounge
The Alley
The Archetectual Revolution
Chicago Comics
Strange Cargo
Taboo Tabou
etc...
Clark and Belmont is also part of Boy's Town
Clark and Belmont is the neighborhood of nearly every subculture Chicago has to offer, especially the Chicago Punk scene.
Highlights are:
The Metro
The Bottom Lounge
The Alley
The Archetectual Revolution
Chicago Comics
Strange Cargo
Taboo Tabou
etc...
Clark and Belmont is also part of Boy's Town
We had to take a bus, the El, and another bus, and it's 10 degrees out, but we're at Clark and Belmont and that's all that matters.
by Gina January 20, 2005
Slang term referring to the switch from vaginal to anal sex, assuming the female participant is 'on the rag.' The Belmont train station in Chicago, IL is where the Red Line meets the Brown Line.
by Dave Abbitt February 6, 2009
the absolute nadir of academic institutions, infamous for the arrogance, idiocy, and moral bankruptcy of its students, faculty, and administration and characterized by popped collars, photography of other males not wearing shirts, effeminate nicknames, a dangerously overinflated perception of athletic skill, and myriad other trappings of abject faggotry. Their crude attempts at obscuring these facts not withstanding, no sensible, heterosexual male would ever deign to join this Sodom and Gomorrah of the ISL.
Belmont Hill students, in their boorish and poorly-conceived efforts to besmirch the good name of a certain other, inexorably superior rival institution, claim that 'at least they get laid.' They fail to mention, however, that their sexual exploits involve exclusively other males.
by the z mann September 5, 2006
A popular Canadian brand of cigarettes. Manufacturing of Belmont Milds is scheduled for termination by 30 April 2007, at the latest, due to new Canadian federal tobacco regulations concerning the use of the terms "mild" and "light" on tobacco packaging. Since Belmont Milds are one of the highest-quality cigarettes currently manufactured in Canada, their discontinuation is yet another example of the anti-smoking Nazis in Ottawa failing to address REAL public concerns, instead conceding to the will of uptight, over-the-hill baby boomers who want to make sure the air still smells nice long after their olfactory organs have ceased to function.
"Did you hear, Belmont Milds are being discontinued."
"Yeah, maybe if we set fire to some baby boomers in the streets the government will change its mind."
"Yeah, maybe if we set fire to some baby boomers in the streets the government will change its mind."
by nadnosnibor December 29, 2006
Belmont, Massachusetts. A quaint small town on the outskirts of Boston. There are many small businesses which provide for a visitor's every need, and the personalities who run them- From the sociable owners of Belmont Pizza to the Asian owners of Belmont Variety- are a joy for any visitor to acquaint themselves with.
The school system is among the best in the state. Its computing system of choice is Microsoft Windows (far superior to the Macintosh "computers" used by Lexington). Nearly every classroom possesses a Smartboard (A sort of digital blackboard) which greatly increases teachers' options during lessons.
Do you desire something less legal, perhaps? Belmont is known to be among the easiest places in Massachusetts to procure the herb known as marijuana, especially if you don't want to deal with any dirty brown people. Many upstanding white gentlemen are known to procure the Marijuana plant for sale. As an aside: There is a reason one of Belmont's institutions of learning is called a 'High' School.
The police force in this town is also among the most helpful and kind in the state. The police in Belmont do not harass any white person for being intoxicated.
However, overall, Belmont is clearly the number 1 choice for anyone hoping to start a family, or simply to visit.
The school system is among the best in the state. Its computing system of choice is Microsoft Windows (far superior to the Macintosh "computers" used by Lexington). Nearly every classroom possesses a Smartboard (A sort of digital blackboard) which greatly increases teachers' options during lessons.
Do you desire something less legal, perhaps? Belmont is known to be among the easiest places in Massachusetts to procure the herb known as marijuana, especially if you don't want to deal with any dirty brown people. Many upstanding white gentlemen are known to procure the Marijuana plant for sale. As an aside: There is a reason one of Belmont's institutions of learning is called a 'High' School.
The police force in this town is also among the most helpful and kind in the state. The police in Belmont do not harass any white person for being intoxicated.
However, overall, Belmont is clearly the number 1 choice for anyone hoping to start a family, or simply to visit.
Belmont, MA is a fine place to raise a family!
Belmont, MA is a far better place to live than Lexington, MA.
Belmont, MA is a far better place to live than Lexington, MA.
by Nick Trano March 27, 2011
by Raymond Luxury-Yacht January 8, 2019