belgium

Piss-poor, tiny, flat, featureless piece of shit country in Europe with crap weather, crap food and is full of perverts.

fuck Belgium and its ugly-ass women and pissy beer

by Z_e_D April 9, 2006

Belgium Barbeque

Gay Sex party involving Right Wing Hungarian Diplomats.

20 or more Patrons shout "diplomatic immunity" at each other when police arrive.

See : Sausage Festival.

Well looks like we have ourselves a good old fashion belgium barbeque.

Makes a mans eyes water thinking about it.

by GordonBennett December 2, 2020

Belgium Yard

A Belgium Yard consists of 3 men. 1 man puts the tip of his penis into the 2nd mans anus while the 3rd man licks frome the base of the 1st mans penis up to the 2nd mans anus then on to the tip of his penis. Repeat as necessary.

"Hey guys, you wanna go give each other Belgium Yards?"

"Hey I just gave Joe and Ron a Belgium Yard.

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014

Belgiums

People from France and Belgium as well as some other non-factor countries.

I'm from Belgiums. That's all you need to know!

by NizeGuy April 12, 2011

belgium tuck

To hide an erection by tucking it in between the waste band of your underpants and your body.

"I have a huge boner! I better belgium tuck it!"

by Wigger Walker April 1, 2010

Belgium Mile

A belgium yard involving 3 or more recipients.

Joe put his tip in ron's ass, ron put his tip in steve's ass, and I licked em all. We call it a Belgium Mile.

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 11, 2015

Sloppy Belgium

A Sloppy Belgium is when a man, who is totally horny but hungry at the same time, ejaculates a grip of cum on his waffle and then eats it thereby satisfying both his needs.

Alex: "Hey Derek, come cum on my waffle and eat it off my ass.."

Derek: "You want a sloppy belgium now?!"

by Acetaminophenforlife November 3, 2010