Athens, GA

A boujee ass place with boujee ass niggas

A: Where is he from again?
B: Athens, GA
A: That explains everything.

by Oahhsjn February 10, 2017

Athens, Texas

A smallish city about 30 miles outside of Tyler, Texas, Athens is in Henderson County, which allows alcohol usage, as opposed to Tyler, which is in the dry Smith County. Various steel mills, mines, and other such industrial necessities are located in and around Athens. Though its city limits don't spread too far, multiple major highways run through it, and it has many excellent restaraunts.Usually, anything you can't get in Athens, you can get in Tyler, and vice-versa.

Hey man, know any good restaraunts in Athens, Texas?
Yeah, there's a good place called Roma Italian Restaraunt or something. Try the Chicken Parm or the Cordon Bleu.

by asmcint April 21, 2012

Song for Athene

The most beautiful song in the world. Written for Princess Diana's funeral.

The Lakes H.S. Chior is singing "song for athene" and they're really good

by rebeeeeca September 30, 2005

Athens, Ohio

Crackhead "city" in Southern Ohio.
Shitty weather, tornados, malnutritioned crackheads, drugs, shitty poverty stricken areas, we've got it all!
Come down to here and get flung to a random cornfield in Ohio by a tornado so you can get the fuck out of here and be in a better place than this shithole!

"God damnit, I need crack!"
"Bro, if you need some crack, head to Athens, Ohio! The crackheads will help you!"
"Wow, thanks bro!"

by isntdylanvibing August 25, 2023

a goddess from Athens

a female that's great, even absolutely amazing, in bed, the exact opposite of a mediocrity from the suburbs.

any girl, before becoming a goddess from Athens needs to have her carnaldestism first.

by Sexydimma June 15, 2014

Athens Christian School

A large cage in Georgia(US), that houses immature boys and catty girls.

FACT: The reason there are so many trees in front is to hide the torture of any poor, poor child who is different in any way.

Boy 1: OMGOODNESS, YALL, LET'S SANG HANNAH MONTANA!!!
The rest of the boys in Athens Christian School: YAYYYYYY!!!!!!

by Glad 2b out May 6, 2010

Athens Meat Grinder

Deficating in a clothes dryer that contains the clothes of someone whom you dislike.

Did Mark wash his clothes? Good, I'm gonna give that douche an Athens Meat Grinder

by Matt and Jason May 18, 2006