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aliens in the trap 

A collaborative album that was pieced together by the members of the Aliens group chat. Regarded as one of the best works of music in modern history, according to a bitch named Fabian
Tam: Aliens in the Trap really bumps!
Fabian: I wanna fuck a guy

Aliens are real but votes aren't 

Is a short line from the "an honest 2020 christmas song by malinda". It gives us a point of view where in the pentagon officialy releases UFO videos which is out of this world (pun not intended) and on the other hand trump states that votes aren't real.
Aliens are real but votes aren't
-Trump

Us:🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️

aliens from the 13th planet 

Your mom when she puts facemask on.
"EWW MOM YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THE ALIENS FROM THE 13TH PLANET!"
"I hope this new facemask is better; it cost five WHOLE dollars more."

*facedesks*

Aliens 2 

beast things that live in space that come down to fuck earth girls cuz they cant get action in space
alien:our alien girls r ugly beast with balls earth girls r hot lets go down n get some earth action
Aliens 2 by robby April 3, 2005

Aliens HUB 

The investment that keeps on appreciating. Unlike other investments, it would always give profit. Perfect balance between scenic nature and modern amenities.
Cryptoban! Oh no! I should have invested in Aliens HUB.
Aliens HUB by Hyderabad Real Estate November 24, 2021

aliens are coming 

When aliens are coming: 💀
After the alien attack 🛸: ⚰️
guy 1: OH NO ALIENS ARE COMING! ALIENS ARE COMING!
guy 2: and... then?
guy 3: How? Aliens are coming?

guy 2: aliens doesnt exist

guy 1: LOOK AT THE WINDOW!
guy 2: what the...

explosion 💀💀💀💀💀
aliens are coming by mister camera November 21, 2023