The sexiest creature to ever grace the cosmos, very slightly edging out Willem Dafoe.
Bruh, I accidentally jizzed when I saw a picture of Alfred Molina, the other day. I just can't help it.
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a school full of sketty slags and a few vEry fit boys in year 10 and a bunch of teachers who are massive cunts especially the art ones:)
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Alexander Alfred: I’m so hot… you sould like me. I’m supa hot

Girl: ??
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Fish smelling cock from ejaculation during intercourse and no shower afterwards.
When you bang a chick and cum inside of her, then rollover and go to bed, the next morning when you go to take that first piss, you smell that Alfred Fishcock.
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Alexander Alfred is a very hot man and very smart very very hansome and strong. . He schooo in meridan. Singapore. He play soccer and very tall. He get all the gals in the school every time… he is sexy man.. he do the gym and carry , girls love him much a lot… if you like Alex xander Alfred add me on ig kazuualien
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One bad ass, mother fucker that is not to be trifled with. More or less Bruce Wayne's butler.

He has made appearances and/or played major roles in all of the Batman movies and TV shows.
Alfred Pennyworth: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.

<b>-LATER IN THE MOVIE-</B>

Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?

Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.

Bruce Wayne: How?

Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.
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