Kiwi

A papillon puppy. Was going to grow up and have a good life, but instead, a fucking ugly fat man killed her. Poor thing...Rest in peace Kiwi, I will always love you :(

Kiwi, is now in heaven having a great afterlife.

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019

Kiwi

Slang term usually used by New Zealanders. This word means New Zealander.

"Im a kiwi and we invented pavlova"

by Kiwi #1 March 29, 2014

Kiwi

A guy from a guild on Windrunner, named Kris Halabalooza, who likes to insert his penis into sheep, and girls who are really men

Hey hala who are you always being a kiwi and banging sheep men?

by kekdreamwhisper October 3, 2009

kiwi

A weird girl that talks to screwdrivers for fun

look at her, she’s talking to a screwdriver, she’s a kiwi now

by William T. Riker July 21, 2018

Kiwi

More or less discretly getting your balls out of your pants by the zipper opening.

Great for holiday pictures.

- Hey Bobby, look at my kiwi in front of the Grand Canyon !

by MisterKiwi November 4, 2016

Kiwi

Kiwi (Bird)

A tasty and slightly sour fruit.

"Ayy i fucked a dog"

"tf this have to do with kiwis"

by WillSnek March 19, 2021

Kiwi

A person who is bald from the top of their head only

My dad is a kiwi, he got no hair top of his head :P

by @GTAAFK March 22, 2017