Similar to 69, 96 consist of 2 people having secks. But the twist is that they are not facing each other and they are upside down. They rub their asses to the back of the other's head, while they masterbate them selves.
by Amador & Lucas October 26, 2006
the act of two men laying on their backs with a double sided Dildo going into each of their asses, while masturbating
Josh: dude, that 96 last night was so painful I enjoyed it.
Jason: yeah me too, I even came twice as much as normal.
Jason: yeah me too, I even came twice as much as normal.
by SlashBeeSlash September 4, 2008
Its like 69, but instead of getting hot and heavy, your getting a divorce and your family is falling apart.
I think this is it for me and Janice, we did The "96" last night.
You should try The "Ringo Star" it'll spice things back up
You should try The "Ringo Star" it'll spice things back up
by MIdget Master4 February 21, 2022
Person: dude, check her out.
Other Person: dude, you've got a girlfriend.
Person: yeah but I'm just looking.
Other Person: dude your girlfriend is a 96, why bother even just looking at anyone else?
Other Person: dude, you've got a girlfriend.
Person: yeah but I'm just looking.
Other Person: dude your girlfriend is a 96, why bother even just looking at anyone else?
by HKA January 15, 2014
Possessed2: as far as i am concerned just because some one is born in a country does not give them the foocking rights of that country he gave them up when he killed someone now foock off
SmartarsePoster:Oh gods, just when I didn't think it was possible for you to paint more of a moronic picture of yourself.
More chlorine in the gene pool please!
96%
SmartarsePoster:Oh gods, just when I didn't think it was possible for you to paint more of a moronic picture of yourself.
More chlorine in the gene pool please!
96%
by The Ood November 20, 2006
by glencoe wanna bes December 7, 2004
A rule/life-hack/way of life which states that if you want to make sure you are successful in doing something(like a test or a speech) masturbate before doing it so as not to fuck it up. It is advisable to use this on important things only but works on everything. The only exception is sex.
Guy 1: Hey did you guys hear Jared got yet another promotion. Wonder what's his secret
Guy 2: It was bound to happen, the guy seems to bring it in everything he does.
Wise informed guy: Hehe, long live rule 96
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Guy 2: Fuck off weirdo!
Guy 2: It was bound to happen, the guy seems to bring it in everything he does.
Wise informed guy: Hehe, long live rule 96
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Guy 2: Fuck off weirdo!
by Onibaba666 July 22, 2016