friend sense

A kind of just... knowing...
Knowing when things happen...
But only about your friends

Fuck, my friend sense tells me Andrew is having another shit day

by King of Plep June 7, 2023

teen common sense

This is what adults use when they think they are supposedly smart.

I'm giving a word an extra prefix because why the fuck not? It'll make me sound smarter.

"I hate teens who use teen common sense, unlike normal common sense."

by Coalizee September 18, 2019

Yenta-Sense

A nosy neighbor that can sense when you’re up to something and wants to know ALL the dirt.

I can hear Karen and Greg fighting. My yenta-sense is tingling and need to get the gossip!

by Politically Incorrect 77 February 3, 2019

sense of humour failure

A phrase used by a manager as an awkward semi-apology after they lose their temper at their employees. This is the closest to an apology you're likely to get.

Prevalent in the UK tech and consulting sector.

(after boss has stopped shouting obscenities at their staff)
"I'm afraid I've had a sense of humour failure..."

by QuartermasterGeralt June 3, 2020

hardest-sense

Having the urge to act or attempt something at the hardest time to do so

Girl: Wanna take a break later if we need to and meet up for a bit?

Guy: You're a peculiar little person. You always wanna hang out at night when its hardest to do so.

Girl: It's not like I know until you tell me. I don't have a hardest-sense.

by Fendermastery January 8, 2010

Sense of humor

The wrong people think that if you have one you're not serious, because they're not serious. They don't get what a sense of humor is, they think it is making fun of double standards and bullshit like that. A sense of humor is like common sense, it's dangerous not to have one.

The bubbly girl thought that because what she said and did was unhilarious and showed a poor sense of humor she would never admit to having, because she thought she was the funniest person in the world (because she was a narcissist) , that everybody else was like her, just as silly as her. If they said or did something that other people thought was funny or got, even if she didn't, to her it meant that the other person wasn't serious, because she wasn't serious, (she didn't hold anything sacred enough to be serious about it) so nobody else was either.

by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021

Sense of humor

Stephen King calls it anger with it's make up on, so when someone is always making unhilarious attempts at humor, it's because they are silly, not angry. It's because they are the worst kind of clown, one that isn't funny.

It's better not to have any sense of humor than to make unhilarious attempts at one to be part of a group so that you don't end up alone.

by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021