by Zaelixia January 31, 2009
There is no such thing as a chav. All said "Chavs" are wannabes and therefore cannot exist, the most pathetic (therefore laughable) "Chavs" are those who watch T.V, and then copy a rap video, (normally resulting in said "Chav" getting drunk on alcopops and then having a scrape with the police while on a second-hand moped down the M25) examples of pathetic "Chavs" are those who followed Ali G and his mannerisms (forgetting, or just being stupid enough to not realise) that he is taking the F'ing piss out of them. In short, "Chavs" are miss understood bunnies that stab away the parents that never hugged them. It is a major insult to be called a Chav (any type of labelling is a load of bull anyway)
by jahdhdadkahdkasha May 28, 2008
Derogatory term for certain youths in Britain. Chavs can mainly be identified by their general attire, including:
Tracksuits, White Trainers, Burberry Caps, Ridiculous Amounts of Gold Jewellry, Football Shirts, Brand names such as McKenzie, Fred Perry and Helly Hansen
Chav vocabulary s largely made of slang and mispronouced words, such as Dick 'ead, Fags (cigarettes) and F***in' Mosher.
Chavs have reputations as being very young parents, antisocial, alcoholics and drug addicts. If unsure, avoid them. But it can grow to be a loved past time to try and eliminate them from the face of the earth, as we often have tried to do.
Tracksuits, White Trainers, Burberry Caps, Ridiculous Amounts of Gold Jewellry, Football Shirts, Brand names such as McKenzie, Fred Perry and Helly Hansen
Chav vocabulary s largely made of slang and mispronouced words, such as Dick 'ead, Fags (cigarettes) and F***in' Mosher.
Chavs have reputations as being very young parents, antisocial, alcoholics and drug addicts. If unsure, avoid them. But it can grow to be a loved past time to try and eliminate them from the face of the earth, as we often have tried to do.
by Evil Pacman April 1, 2008
A break-up (a couple that is dating) method that is cold and calculated. The path of least resistance is always taken with no confrontation. Texting is ideal, or simply ignoring the situation and "waiting for it to resolve itself" (office space style).
As soon as we landed and went to our respective cars, I sent him a text, "I'm not feeling it"
Man, she hasn't returned any of my calls. "Yo, I think your getting The Chav".
Man, she hasn't returned any of my calls. "Yo, I think your getting The Chav".
by Goony GNU December 22, 2015
Stands for:
Council
Housed
And
Violent
Someone with their retro adidas tracksiut tucked into their socks and having 2mm of hair. Usually have been imprisoned and lost their virginity at the age of 13. Any chav lucky enough to have a job usually cleans toilets at macdonalds.
Council
Housed
And
Violent
Someone with their retro adidas tracksiut tucked into their socks and having 2mm of hair. Usually have been imprisoned and lost their virginity at the age of 13. Any chav lucky enough to have a job usually cleans toilets at macdonalds.
by lmfao89 February 12, 2011
by jfodbfeu April 11, 2009
Chav: Ugly people thinking that they are cool wearing burberry clothing and fake addidas,lecoste etc you all deserve to die.
by Dontaskmefaggot December 28, 2011