A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.
"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"
by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 19, 2014
Tom: I was fucking this fat chick last night and she was walrus flossing.
Yuro: Nice man! Wish my girl would walrus floss.
Yuro: Nice man! Wish my girl would walrus floss.
by rhinefam March 24, 2017
When 2 males and a female are having intercourse, and the two males have placed there penis both sides of your mouth.
by Thepositionguy69 April 3, 2019
“Yo, Kait was at the party Saturday blowing down and next thing we know she’s got a straw in each nostril doing The Walrus”
“That lady can party!”
“That lady can party!”
by Technobri December 4, 2020