blast your ass

another phrase for “sorry to bother you” or “hate to inform you”

I don’t mean to blast your ass, but you should know that i cheated on you.

by poopyahole69 August 09, 2020

If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

Paula Dean Your Ass

Telling a black person they have insulted a white person

Nick Cannon, white people need to Paula Dean your ass regarding your white face character

by stone wall Jackson May 04, 2014

Your Ass

Your Ass , the flattest thing on flat earth.

Wow look at Your Ass

by HaAids October 14, 2018

poking your ass

Making fun of someone the wrong way

A - "I'm just poking your ass"

by exampleusrname March 11, 2022

you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground

you know nothing or you dont know what you are doing

sir you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground

by bluebear April 03, 2025

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum

This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.

Someone: What are we going to do

You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum

by Daddybby November 14, 2019