touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022

poking your ass

Making fun of someone the wrong way

A - "I'm just poking your ass"

by exampleusrname March 11, 2022

get your ass in the car

Slang for saying don’t do that, or it’s a bad idea

Friend- I wanna get wit my ex

Me- girl, get your ass in the car

by Bigbooty63 March 25, 2022

Shit in Your Ass

An act of dominance.

I had to end the argument early, so I shit in your ass to show dominance.

by tooters222444 February 12, 2022

Your ass

Flat

Your ass is flat Ysabelle

by PlayboiCholo February 8, 2021

KELP YOUR ASS

To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage

“I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom

by Deifiner111426 February 9, 2021

I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.

Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

by anonymous August 17, 2025