Your Ass

Your Ass , the flattest thing on flat earth.

Wow look at Your Ass

by HaAids October 14, 2018

here's your ass

When your opponent, such as in a game of basketball, beats you handily and says this comment to add insult to injury

John just dunked on Simon to win the game.
John: Here's your ass.
Simon: I hate you.

by Redlinr July 29, 2022

If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

Your ass is sucking canal juice

You are full of shit.

You think Biden is doing a good job? Well, your ass is sucking canal juice.

by tango1113 March 3, 2022

Shut your ass

Used as shut up or you really need to shut your ass with a manpon

Shut your ass up Gary!

Well I have some manpons with me so-

by Spoon_party November 8, 2020

Get your ass out

To get angry! (Forest of Dean)

You'll probably get your ass out if they keep taking the piss!

They wouldn't take no for an answer so he really got his ass out.

by Macchus November 11, 2025

apples in your ass

A person who is bitter and rude all the time.

What's your problem do you have apples in your ass

by Mall33 December 11, 2016