(n.)/(adj.)
1.Your Ass is grass.(Usually used when addressing males.)
2.Your Ass is on fire girl!!! (Usually used when addressing females.)

Sometimes pronounced in the Ebonic language: Yo Ass, or Yo Ayyzsss!.
(masculine)
Son, go mow your ass.

Your ass is growing greener everyday.

That Cow eats your ass.

Simba, we become your ass, and then the antelope eats your ass. This is the great circle of life.

She loves to get up, go outside, and smell the sweet smell of your ass in the morning.

She loves to get naked, go outside, and lay down on your ass.

Your ass turns yellow in the Winter.

(feminine)
Dayum! I better pull out my hose and put out Your Ass Girl! Cuz itz a Fyah'!!!! Mnn! WOOH!

Your ass was so hot it burned my britches clear off!

Girl!!! Mnnn! Your ass is hotter than the sun I'm gonna have to pull out my 10inch telescope and inspect it!

Your ass can burn my log any day!
by Jiffy Wilakurs May 23, 2018
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When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 16, 2023
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This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.
Someone: What are we going to do

You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum
by Daddybby November 14, 2019
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To spoonfeed a bitch or whore or to fuck a sex toy with your middle finger.
I gave her so much money, it was my mistake that the middle up your ass!
The middle up your ass last night, and the results weren't pretty.
by Ranshiin X March 20, 2014
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