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Let A Monster Out Of Your Ass

The action of releasing a giant pile of fresh caca, like, the warmest smelliest largest pile of doodoo you've ever seen, even after wiping, you'll still get dirty pants.
Autumn: "DUDE HURRY UP I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT!"
Filip: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M MAKING MOONSHINE IN MY BATHTUB, GO LET A MONSTER OUT OF YOUR ASS IN A HOLW OUTSIDE!"
by Filip H. Tabel October 4, 2023
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Playing in your ass

Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.
Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.
by raleighnative March 11, 2024
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apples in your ass

A person who is bitter and rude all the time.
by Mall33 December 11, 2016
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I TAPPED YOUR ASS THREE TIME IN ANY JEEP

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😱: I TAPPED YOUR ASS THREE TIME IN ANY JEEP
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
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KELP YOUR ASS

To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage
I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom
by Deifiner111426 February 9, 2021
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When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023
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Sucking up your ass

Leanne's silly invention
Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said
by joshyyyyyyy8 August 25, 2022
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