Bijective theory of consciousness which states that a discrete surface area can be divided arbitrarily into an uncountable number of surface areas.
The attention theory of everything propounds that the Vikaasian set of uncountable primes is bijective to the Cantor set of uncountable functions.

Implies that a surface area is a number.

Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.

Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.
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Attention EMP

An attention EMP is a comment lobbed into a discussion that has the effect of distracting all participants of the discussion badly.
Man, Jeremy threw and attention EMP in on that meeting that was so bad we had to take a 10 minute biobreak.
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Attention Whore

A label given to anyone who craves so much attention they steal it from others. for example CATS
OMG, Ainsley, you are such a fucking attention whore
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Attention whore

Un(a) attention whore es (principalmente femenino) una persona que llegará a sus limites por el mero propósito de llamar la atención del resto.
Un o una attention whore solera mentir sobre si mism@ para recibir piropos, adulaciones o la empatia de otra persona.
L@s attention whore tambien pueden jugar "cartas" de empatia para el resto.
Por ejemplo, diran cosas como:
"Nadie se preocupa por mi", "mi vida no tiene sentido", y mas; esperando que el resto sienta lastima por ell@ y como producto, atención.
"Ana sigue mintiendo por el internet diciendo que tiene Cancer. Es toda una Attention whore.
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attention whore

a person who wants all the attention on them no matter what.
*tw*

person A: *talks about killing themselves*

everyone: *concerned*

Attention whore: PAY ATTENTION TO ME PLEASE I WANT ATTENTION
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Attention Whore

One who is desperate to be noticed by others, often making a mockery of oneself to fulfill their overbearing need for recognition from other people, whether it be positive or negative.
Anna is such an attention whore, she had a fake breakdown and posted it everywhere, all because she couldn't crochet a circle.
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Attention-whore

A hoe who needs to have everyone's attention to feel special. An actual whore. Has a pick me type beat.
Hey everyone! Look at me! Talk to me because im an attention-whore and cant do anything without other people watching me!
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