herp a derp

idk

my brother: herp a derp
me:wtf

by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX April 21, 2022

Washington Herpes Bowl

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!

They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.

by realrealbananapeel November 4, 2023

gona-sphi-herpe-aid

used to tell someone that some one else DEFINATELY has some sort of STD

Dan has had sex with so many chicks I think he has gona-sphi-herpe-aid

by Mary-Jo April 11, 2006

I think herpes

You literally think about "I think herpes"

IN A CONVERSATION YOU WOULD START OFF SAYING "I THINK HERPES". NOW YOU ARE BEST FRIENDS.

by D El de ton. April 11, 2020

Irish Herpes

The light brown froth left on one’s upper lip when drinking a heavy, dark stout beer like Guinness.

“It’s time to give myself a bad case of Irish Herpes.”

by EM2 June 21, 2023

Herpes cave

A deep painful abyss of sores

I woke up and immediately knew i took a trip down herpes cave.

by Rick O' Shea May 13, 2018

Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."

by buttfinger December 10, 2013