death nest

Depressed and loneliness driven act where one buys new bedding and creates an impenetrable comfort zone in which to relinquish and surrender to the battle.

The fuck outta my death nest, interloper!

by Mciver83 March 31, 2021

finch nest

Ball sack, scrotum, etc.

"I saw a finch nest hanging out of his 1980 gym shorts."

by Sippy B September 25, 2009

Gearld Nest

A dick head who is desperate for attention. He used two girls for his sexual satisfaction at only 13 years old. He was also a bully in elementary school.

Girl - "Wow, Gearld Nest is such a dick. Why would anyone want to be with him?"
Boy - "I know, but I wouldn't treat you like that."

by personwhogoestokawameeh July 28, 2017

Polish Birds Nest

A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.

“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”

by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023

Feather Your Nest

To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.

Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.

by ericgododgers September 1, 2010

Blue nest

A blue nest is always necessary when entering a new porta potty. It is a group of neatly stacked layer of toilet paper on the blue surface. This nest is a place to aim your shit. Without one you might get splash back and a blue ass.

It was a new porta potty. I had to build a blue nest for safety.

by DVMaximus August 24, 2016

Human Nest

That thing when a bunch of midget in parkas wrap themselves around you to keep you warm

Tired of going camping like every other beta who’s done it? Well think for yourself you sheep and rent yourself a Human Nest.

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020