Feather Your Nest

To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.

Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.

by ericgododgers September 1, 2010

Polish Birds Nest

A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.

“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”

by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023

death nest

Depressed and loneliness driven act where one buys new bedding and creates an impenetrable comfort zone in which to relinquish and surrender to the battle.

The fuck outta my death nest, interloper!

by Mciver83 March 31, 2021

Birds Nest

When you stretch ur nutsack out into a bowl and let your pecker otherwise known as the bird dip it’s nose in the nest.

In the shower I gathered up water with my birds nest .

by PringleHULK May 20, 2022

pickle nest

Crude way to refer to someone’s buttcrack; particularly during the act of spooning.

The plummer’s pickle nest was on display all day while they fixed the sink.

by Finzel Steig August 22, 2024

Human Nest

That thing when a bunch of midget in parkas wrap themselves around you to keep you warm

Tired of going camping like every other beta who’s done it? Well think for yourself you sheep and rent yourself a Human Nest.

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

lint nest

When a woman's nether region is so engulfed by pubic hair that her lover is required to remove and untangle it from her vaginal opening in order to perform any and all sex acts. hairy furry all natural

Last night I experience a lint nest for the first time. I was not disappointed.

by WhitePeopleNonsense May 16, 2017