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New Year’s Blaster

When someone’s lil guy has an explosion downstairs on 12:00 1st Jan
James: i just did a new year’s blaster
Jaergus: this is why you’re single
by Senutobi December 31, 2020
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Finger Blaster Master

One who is noticeably more talented at pleasing women with his/her fingers than others, particularly in the vaginal region.
"That man is a pleasure sage." "Yeah, he is a Finger Blaster Master"
by Bigtoesmcgee April 17, 2016
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Blasterous

"Shining bright and violently in your face"

" a face blast that's shining brightly
Vinny the moon looks blasterous tonight man"
by Outsideonthacorner July 2, 2023
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vision blaster

Me: You boys keen for some vision blasters this arvo?
Boys: shit yeah!
by Lewi the fly February 22, 2019
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Red Cock Blaster

A drink that is manufactured, distributed, and consumed primarily for the temporary increase in penis potency and size. This substance is reddish in color, and is always adorned with a heart shape froth layer to remind you of how much smashing you will partake in after consumption. Management has since labeled this a class 2 drug, so don't get caught with your pants down when cracking a cold one with the boys.
"Yo, I got a hold of some Red Cock Blaster, you feeling lucky?"
by gl;on May 4, 2021
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Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).
We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.
by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023
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ferret-blaster

a ferret blaster is a weapon used back in world war 2 you make one by disecting a ferret stuffing it with gunpowder shotgun shells and c4 bombs this were often effecient but made the ferret population have a fast dicline
tony were getting shot grab the ferret-blaster
by CYEBUBJEKJKJDKCNO June 22, 2023
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