Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.

I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.

by Dickbender December 4, 2021

blaster .177

A specialty BB that is 4.5mm in diameter and unlike its armor piercing heavy aluminum brother the coppertop, will push in excess of 800fps out of a spring powered daisy 340, let alone anything CO2. CO2 is pushing nearly 2500 fps with a blaster .13g as opposed to a coppertop .35g 4.5mm made out of high density PVC.

You better stop falsifying documents or your going to catch a blaster .177!

by Cody5050 November 4, 2020

Blaster

An individual who is always down to have a good time and be hilarious. A Blaster Is not judgmental and above all is absolutely NOT boring.

"Guys my friend is coming out with us tonight, you'll like him don't worry he's a Blaster"

by master blast February 27, 2022

Ass Blaster

Sticking a power washer and proceeding to turn it on, effectively cleaning out one's insides. Soap is optional.

Dude, I had my power washer on hand so I totally gave him an ass blaster!

by Sweater man March 10, 2017

Blaster

A autobot that has posters of soundwave

Blaster ejected his pets.

by mr optimus prime February 4, 2024

Kerala Blasters

kings of the walkout

Person 1: where is that guy going?

Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable

by username_redacted November 22, 2023

Maple-Blaster

adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent

On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster

by Cyric2244 July 2, 2021