by enricorome February 11, 2010
A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.
Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022
When you fly upside down for the sake of getting an unobstructed view out your canopy for taking pictures.
The other day I pulled a Topgun Photo Cruise.
by RedOne77 July 6, 2018
by Fredegunde July 21, 2019
Carter Cruise (born April 24, 1991) is the stage name of an American DJ, producer, model, and pornographic actress.
by .............,. February 20, 2019
Boujee Girl: I don’t want to take a shower at that gym, it’s not nearly as nice as Sky’s.
Man: You going on a Bouj Cruise right now?
Man: You going on a Bouj Cruise right now?
by TX2420OK April 20, 2018
by tripleXbitch October 26, 2013