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bagel rash

A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.

Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.

Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:

- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
by AlexTheNewGuy July 25, 2008
mugGet the bagel rashmug.

Squatters Rash

The red marks on the tops of your legs left from the resting the elbows on them sitting on a toilet.
That dump was so tedious it gave me "Squatters rash" for hours.
by MKULTRA March 31, 2015
mugGet the Squatters Rashmug.

Rash

An irritation on the skin which induces either a burning or itching sensation.
A rash Something you'd have if you're name is kooper
by wankydanky September 18, 2020
mugGet the Rashmug.

Echidna Rash

An irritated discolouration of the skin around the finger joints usually brought about by prolonged exposure to japanese anthropomorphic personifications of obscure antipodean mammals.
1: Dude what the hell is that on your knuckles?
2: Oh man it's just something I picked up the other day. Doctor says it's called Echidna Rash.
1: Gross!
2: Nah. It's not as bad as the other week when I had the Botniks.
1: Don't wanna know...
by Branch Wanked February 23, 2011
mugGet the Echidna Rashmug.

Bat Rash

A Bat Rash is where an individual shaves the bat symbol into his genital region. After a few days, one would develop the dreaded rash due to regrowth of stubborn hairs further ruining the Bat Symbol design.
Woah Mark!! How's the bat rash doing?

It's so irritating man!
by batrashman October 27, 2011
mugGet the Bat Rashmug.

Rash

Being a bitch and complaining about urethane and water bottles.
Urethane is cool, stop being such a rash.
by RotoGripsME September 2, 2025
mugGet the Rashmug.

rash hat

When one preforms anal sex without lubrication, and gets a nasty rash around the penis.
Man I got a nasty rash hat last night, I knew I should have looked for the lube longer.
mugGet the rash hatmug.

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