A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.
Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.
Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:
- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.
Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.
Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:
- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
by AlexTheNewGuy July 25, 2008
Get the bagel rashmug. The red marks on the tops of your legs left from the resting the elbows on them sitting on a toilet.
by MKULTRA March 31, 2015
Get the Squatters Rashmug. by wankydanky September 18, 2020
Get the Rashmug. An irritated discolouration of the skin around the finger joints usually brought about by prolonged exposure to japanese anthropomorphic personifications of obscure antipodean mammals.
1: Dude what the hell is that on your knuckles?
2: Oh man it's just something I picked up the other day. Doctor says it's called Echidna Rash.
1: Gross!
2: Nah. It's not as bad as the other week when I had the Botniks.
1: Don't wanna know...
2: Oh man it's just something I picked up the other day. Doctor says it's called Echidna Rash.
1: Gross!
2: Nah. It's not as bad as the other week when I had the Botniks.
1: Don't wanna know...
by Branch Wanked February 23, 2011
Get the Echidna Rashmug. A Bat Rash is where an individual shaves the bat symbol into his genital region. After a few days, one would develop the dreaded rash due to regrowth of stubborn hairs further ruining the Bat Symbol design.
by batrashman October 27, 2011
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Get the rash hatmug.