"I'm so tired right now, I wish I could just take a nap."
"You should desk nest!"
"I tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that I couldn't get any shut-eye."
"You should desk nest!"
"I tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that I couldn't get any shut-eye."
by ancientostrich September 22, 2015
Get the Desk nest mug.A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.
“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”
by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023
Get the Polish Birds Nest mug.When a white girl with thick hair like me takes a nap and wakes up with a tangle in her hair that looks like a rats nest.
Me: I swear to God, if I get another rats nest from a 2 hour nap I'm going to shave my head!!!
My hair: hehehehehe >:)
My hair: hehehehehe >:)
by Idk wat to put here May 28, 2022
Get the Rats Nest mug.The hair surrounding your butt-hole that when grown out completely can become tangled and resemble a birds nest.
by t_bagz July 21, 2011
Get the Birds Nest mug.To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.
Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.
by ericgododgers September 1, 2010
Get the Feather Your Nest mug.Depressed and loneliness driven act where one buys new bedding and creates an impenetrable comfort zone in which to relinquish and surrender to the battle.
by Mciver83 March 31, 2021
Get the death nest mug.When you stretch ur nutsack out into a bowl and let your pecker otherwise known as the bird dip it’s nose in the nest.
by PringleHULK May 20, 2022
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